I hope they're taking food.

No one is turned on by Trump.

I may be just a simple city CPA, but it seems to me that diseases tend to make people sick and then kill them.

Texans didn't even get a choice.

If Pedos's post is true, why are we negotiating?

Seems like a beard would be less trouble than a flu epidemic.

I, for one, would like to welcome our new overlords.

And I mean that seriously.

The Navy needs to be fed if they're to do any work.

I'm surprised he didn't blame cooties.

They should spread their arms out and they'll really look big. That should really scare off the bears.

We are talking about the future, right?

He will produce a shit sandwich and MAGA gobble it down.

He was looking pretty old then.

Seventy sounds pretty good compared to MAGA.

I’m definitely sick of whatever this is.

Pretty sure this happened in the first act.

Reverse migration? As in emigration? I believe it.

Now if he said he got the clap, I would believe him.

Seriously, I'm not gay, but I orgasm every time he makes a point.

"A bag, some people call it a sack. I never did. I have a sack. Sacks are for testicles. Did you know I have testicles? Nobody know what the Hell they are. I took a test for testicles. I take the best tests. I scored 1000%, 10000%"

Lucky I don't in New York or have a net worth more than 5 mil. Actually, scratch that last part.

Do not get me started an Timmy and Tommy.

Maybe some 3-D printed tee shirts?

Do you suppose Pete doesn't understand the importance of supply lines?

They said that last time.

Ever since that raccoon penis transplant, he constantly has to pee.

He's so cute when he discovers things. Someone should tell him corner stores often sell groceries.

Dear God, conservatives are the dumbest, whiniest people.

Biden was successful in almost everything except popularity.