If Alex Stein forces me to join the military to wear a bomb strap I will break into his house and light it off at dinner time

I used to hate Taylor Swift, but man, this life of a showgirl album is simply the best. It speaks to me like no other pop album has. Every song is perfect 10/10

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It's time for trans people to start planting traps in their houses

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a car is driving down a dirt road next to a sign that says 20 . ALT: a car is driving down a dirt road next to a sign that says 20 .

White women on their way to sieg heil, say the n word and fuck dogs

🚨🤖YOU WILL UNBOX THE LABUBU🧸
YOU WILL EAT THE DUBAI CHOCOLATE 🍫
YOU WILL LIVE IN OHIO FOREVER 🌎
YOU WILL RIZZMAX TIL YOU DIE 💀🚨

First they cancelled me
Then they gen zd me

I'm pissed. I was buying groceries and a trans woman was handling the cash register, but get this. She was wearing a black face mask AND a black hoodie! SHE WAS BOYMODING AT HER WORKPLACE YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

If you have sex without a condom you are fucking the ass of hitler

That's cool

B U T S H E S N O T A N E L E P H A N T

We need to stop Big Butt so we won't have to deal with their shit

I wonder what disgusting creature we would get if Elon Musk and Sydney Sweeney had a baby, combining their amazing genes

put id in replies plz

We're so anti war they call us the dickie chicks

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When I was a kid I gave 20 dollars to help a family in need. Worst decision of my life

I'm so hungry I could eat out a horse

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You cannot give shit to nintendo. If sony made concord $80 dollars you would eat that shit up

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Donkey Kong gets diabetes and can't eat any more bananas
Get spoiled

No wonder all the dog groomers are white women

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People will say "What happened to all the earnestness and sincerity in the world?" and someone will respond with "Me with earnestness and sincerity shaped belly: I don't know"