10/10 spaceship builder

Fuck you

You are useless

Lightning McQueen from cars on the cross. Mater is watching

He is Risen. Kachow.

I should receive the Nobel Peace Prize for the effort I’ve taken to prevent my cats from smacking each other on sight

Howard the brown tabby cat standing in the middle of an incomplete puzzle on a table. He is staring at the camera.

thank you for helping, Howard

she is playing the hell out of that flute 🫡

I predict he’s gonna fall down the Air Force 1 stairs in a hilarious looney tunes way

it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish

Callie the tortoise-shell / calico cat and green eyes

Callie check

Howard the brown tabby cat asleep on my lap

Howard check

Evie the grey cat standing over the floor vent. She barely has her eyes open bc she is half asleep

Evie check

[satyrical ad from the onion] U.S. Army recruitment ad labeled “DIE FOR DONALD TRUMP.” In the background is the shoulder of someone wearing army fatigues

bringing back this Onion gem

using public office to name and shame evil landlords into submission is so cool. i hope democrats learn from him

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

the gang from always sunny filling up trash cans with gas for their scheme to sell it back once the prices are higher

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

can it just happen already please

They are baby killers

Searching drugs.com for penisomab. There is no result but the website offers to ask an AI agent.

The drugs.com AI claims that penisonomab is a medication used to treat DLBCL.

Asking the AI if penisomomab is a real. It responds that no, it is made up.

The drugs.com AI is working spectacularly well

Howard the cat squinting because I flicked water at him

Bonus Howard

Howard, a boy tabby cat, on top of my kitchen cabinets hiding behind some decorative greenery. His eyes are filled with Crime.

Howard Check

CPS

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

“USA/America” is over as a concept.

I hereby declare the new name of this shit hole to be the Cabal of Oligarchic Pedophiles (COP).

okay you know what we're doing this

why rise of skywalker is the worst crime ever committed against cinema and the very concept of a coherent fictional universe: a thread

5:30-6:30 PM dinner is goated. just one more thing old people were right about all along