happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?

Located in: McDonald’s

Google Business location showing Church of McCrispy located inside a McDonald’s

Google review photo posted by Whataburger depicting Ronald McDonald as Baby Jesus, Wendy as Mary, and the Burger King as Joseph

Had to break my Bluesky hiatus to show you this bizarre Google business posting for the Church of McCrispy and it’s one review….written by Whataburger…?

how else can you describe the rehearsal other than just “pure art”

All for gender neutral bathrooms cause all I want is to be able to pee with my husband sometimes ya know

Truly the gift that keeps on giving

D'jever just crash out at work at 10:15am and then go hide in the bathroom bc same

Y'all really so disrespectful leaving the toilet seat up lol

Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson are definitely in on something we don't know about and I know it has something to do with moving the industry to Texas

I wish I lived in the dimension where this happened

That was such a great Kendrick concert 🏆👑🔥

picture of a screaming seagull against a blue sky. caption: have you tried SCREAMING? *it really works!*

#mood

spongebob and patrick are standing next to a coffin and saying okay get in ALT: spongebob and patrick are standing next to a coffin and saying okay get in

When you've been bleeding for almost an entire month straight because of your birth control but you live in Texas and are too terrified to get it removed

Iiterally did not believe this was really said. what the actual fuck

a man in a blue shirt and tie is smoking a cigarette in front of a wall of papers . ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is smoking a cigarette in front of a wall of papers .

Ok I'm so late to the Matthew McConaughey True to Texas commerical and I'm tweaking rn bc wtf it's so maga coded!!!! It's feels dystopian and uncanny???? There's no fuckin way

She does one for pretty much any occasion under the sun 😂☠️

Since we're all doom scrolling, here's some Valentine's Day pics mom took of Eleanor to lighten the TL (is that what we're calling it over here?)

a man in a suit and tie is running and saying let me outttttt ALT: a man in a suit and tie is running and saying let me outttttt

I would like to get off of this ride immediately please

God, fuck Oklahoma

Does Texas suck? Yes.
Could it be worse? Yes.
It could be Oklahoma 🤢

The way I would slut over a new psp

Well, here we go. Another four years of going to bed every night trying to imagine what batshit crazy thing will happen tomorrow

That was quick….Project 2025 is loading

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies