Apple CEO Tim Cook is stepping down Tim Cook turned Apple into a global powerhouse, building on the legacy of his legendary predecessor Steve Jobs — is stepping down as CEO of Apple.

🚨 BREAKING: TIM COOK STEPPING DOWN

You can find me in St. Louie

this is fucking nuts:

New: Feds allege SantaCon con

These thieves

I’m shook. I was talking to some man on an app. Eventually realized he’s using AI generated pics. 🤯

Ana stole the show

Sup bro

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Happy TACO Tuesday

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Sadness. I guess I didn’t get Celine tickets because apparently they went on sale this AM and I didn’t get a presale code. 🥲

AND they’re not letting anyone drive to the matches? What a mess.

This will go really well when you have a match on a Monday evening at 8pm and you tell people sorry, you’re not allowed to leave work and go home.

Good job, everyone

I always enjoyed the fact that Norman Jewison - not Jewish.

I was trying to come up with an EP pun, but all I got was the PP pun. Maybe cumcierge key this year

Omg hi fAAg. Platinum bro?

Good morning fAAgs

We’re going to the moon. Pretty cool.

While yes, I am happy it’s no longer winter, the pollen is wrecking me today. 😭😭😭

Yeahhhh thanks. What a day. Finally in a car home from the airport. Not that this is a fair comparison. But door to door it’ll take me ~18 hours?

Cuties

When I’m not home!

Well that’s a first. Flight had an aborted takeoff. Pilot slammed the brakes on the runway. Thankfully everyone is ok. Scary stuff though. And an extra 4 hours to my already long travel day. Wooo.

I’m on the new AA A321XLR. AMA. (AAMAA?)

Bsky’s hottest club is … the Greenwich Lounge at JFK. Take that Delta queens.

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A much much older old man messaged me on Grindr simply writing “very nice”

I replied with a Borat gif

Thanks, bro

Me shirtless after working out with a backwards hat

Hey bro, can you wash my back?

thanks!

The dental hygienist said my brushing was “excellent.” When I tell you that I am on cloud nine.

Other nations danced for joy at the World Baseball Classic. Team USA played toy soldiers Venezuela played with heart, Italy sipped espresso and the Dominicans showed off their verve at the tournament. America wanted to concentrate on war

After a fortnight that beautifully celebrated baseball, "one memorable image will be of Venezuela in the sunburst of joy. Another will be that of America alone, the hosts masquerading as toy soldiers, at home and painfully out of place."

Excellent Howard Bryant piece in @us.theguardian.com today:

Honestly. Good for them. Congrats Venezuela. They deserved it. This US team was so joyless. And, ya know, <gestures vaguely at the US-VZ political situation>