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Posts by Your friendly, neighborhood Stank Lord

Is this the city replacement program? I just got a card in the mail yesterday.

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I guess she did work for us but not anymore lol

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Doesn’t Jamie McMillan work for Crew?

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#crew96

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As much as I try to not think about Miami, I had this thought the other day. I would hate it but it’s a very hot take.

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USOC WIN RYDSTRÖM LIFETIME CONTRACT

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Hu-go, gurl.

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I would be more in favor of this idea if we had any track record with U22 Initiative players. Matan, Hinestroza, Aliyu, Picard, don’t inspire confidence in our ability to find impact players. I’ll give the new guy a pass for now.

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Rossi is the only dim glimmer of hope this team has.

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This is the nightmare scenario that comes at the end of a chain of events that began when we didn’t buy Nagbe down to sign a new DP shortly after Rossi’s arrival/Zelarayen’s departure

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I can’t think of one new signing who has shown promise other than Gomes and he’s pretty much on his last legs.

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This is simply a bad team. The lack of cohesive roster building following the departures of Morris, Cucho, and Nagbe is a glaring issue. Having not signed a CB since Camacho in 23 is also a huge oversight.

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Is the Bez-Signal lighting up the skies yet?

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That’s his season, right?

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Ball boy

Ball boy

Be sure to heckle the Stank Prince if you’re at the Crew game.

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The return of the proper Match Ignition sequence is easily the most exciting thing to happen at The Miracle all season.

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He is Risen Indeed.

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The Drudge Report header teleported me to a Waffle House. Lord have mercy.

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Very excited to return to CowTown after a week in the “Free State”
Of Florida.

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New standards to meet and exceed for sure.

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Colin Stankey vs Toulouse at Generation Adidas Cup.

Colin Stankey vs Toulouse at Generation Adidas Cup.

Proud of this kid. This was his first major event as a Crew academy player. While he didn’t get as many minutes as he’d hoped to, he played hard and had his best game today against Toulouse. Onward and upward.

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My favorite part about Chug That Goo is that AGS had kind of disappeared. He emerged from hibernation and dropped the Goo Cycle (like Wagner’s Ring).

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Final game of the GA Cup is a 0-0 draw with Toulouse and a shootout loss (4:5 PKs). Only losses of the week to Valencia and Toulouse.

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Crew U15s finish Generation Adidas Cup Showcase play tomorrow with a match against Toulouse. The lads secured wins against NYCFC, PSV Eindhoven (pks), Houston Dynamo, and DC United and look to add a fifth.

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boldly go.

via @sciam.bsky.social

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Crew U15 run ends with a 3-1 loss to Valencia. Showcase games against DC United tomorrow and Toulouse on Friday.

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Crew U15s face off tomorrow morning vs Valencia.

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Sidecar motorcycle.

Sidecar motorcycle.

@acesradio.bsky.social 👀

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Colin Stankey

Colin Stankey

Minutes are hard to come by but I’m proud of this kid for always having a great attitude.

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Columbus Crew U15

Columbus Crew U15

2-1 winners and onto the Championship knockout rounds.

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