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Posts by Steve Retka

Trying to secure my account after it got hacked because Bluesky inexplicably doesn't force logout all devices when you reset your password. 🙄 Sorry if y'all were seeing a bunch of spammy messages!

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I live just 3 miles away from where Renee Good was murdered. I’m getting emails from my daughter’s preschool about them going into lockdown. I’m so tired of these bootlicking thugs bringing chaos and death here just to harass black and brown people. Abolish ICE. Prosecute them. Imprison them.

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

Justice for the people of Minneapolis. Justice for immigrants, for queer and trans people, for poor people, for Black and Brown and Indigenous people, and for anyone and everyone struggling against imperialism and colonization and racism.

ABOLISH ICE.
ABOLISH ICE.
ABOLISH ICE.

3 months ago 149 65 1 0

“Maybe I’m down maybe I’m not, but just to be safe I better hold the ball way out with one hand just in case”

3 months ago 3 0 0 0
The doctor from Arrested development

The doctor from Arrested development

He’s like that doctor in Arrested Development 😂

4 months ago 137 16 0 1

I thought these were black licorice flavored I’m much more on board now 😆

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

5 months ago 4 1 0 1

What else was he supposed to do?? Such a BS call

5 months ago 0 0 1 0

My go-to account for keeping up on Minneapolis news 👇 Dex with a great breakdown of the mayoral race here.

5 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Book cover with the shadow of a wine goblet and red flecks that could either be wine or blood. The title is The Poisoner’s Recruit. At the top it says “the debut novel in The Poisoners series by Steve Retka.”

Book cover with the shadow of a wine goblet and red flecks that could either be wine or blood. The title is The Poisoner’s Recruit. At the top it says “the debut novel in The Poisoners series by Steve Retka.”

A rear book cover with a marble pattern that says “The Path to Power in Rome is Paved with Poison
Pelta Glaucia chose death over servitude when she poisoned her overbearing master, only to be spared from the gallows and apprenticed to Rome's most infamous poisoner, Locusta-the woman who just put Emperor Nero on the throne. Being a poisoner's apprentice kept her from a grisly execution, but now, unknown forces are conspiring to sabotage her one chance at freedom.
However, that freedom comes at a cost. The life of a poisoner would mean the wealth and prestige Pelta's never had. It would also mean taking the lives of strangers. Killing her master was one thing, but is she ready to make a career out of it?
Immerse yourself in the untold side of Ancient Rome life in this story inspired by the real historical account of Locusta of Gaul. THE POISONER'S RECRUIT is the first book in The Poisoners series by Steve Retka.
STEVE RETKA is an independent author with a wide range of interests and a fascination with the power of storytelling. He currently lives in Minneapolis with his wife and two kids, finding small moments among the chaos to write.

A rear book cover with a marble pattern that says “The Path to Power in Rome is Paved with Poison Pelta Glaucia chose death over servitude when she poisoned her overbearing master, only to be spared from the gallows and apprenticed to Rome's most infamous poisoner, Locusta-the woman who just put Emperor Nero on the throne. Being a poisoner's apprentice kept her from a grisly execution, but now, unknown forces are conspiring to sabotage her one chance at freedom. However, that freedom comes at a cost. The life of a poisoner would mean the wealth and prestige Pelta's never had. It would also mean taking the lives of strangers. Killing her master was one thing, but is she ready to make a career out of it? Immerse yourself in the untold side of Ancient Rome life in this story inspired by the real historical account of Locusta of Gaul. THE POISONER'S RECRUIT is the first book in The Poisoners series by Steve Retka. STEVE RETKA is an independent author with a wide range of interests and a fascination with the power of storytelling. He currently lives in Minneapolis with his wife and two kids, finding small moments among the chaos to write.

Hey y’all, fun life update. I’ve been hard at work on finishing my book The Poisoner’s Recruit. I finalized my cover design and the manuscript will be off to my editor soon. Hoping to release early next year!

6 months ago 3 1 1 0

If you’re interested in following along, I have an Instagram dedicated to writing that will have all the new details as they come.

www.instagram.com/bysteveretka...

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Book cover with the shadow of a wine goblet and red flecks that could either be wine or blood. The title is The Poisoner’s Recruit. At the top it says “the debut novel in The Poisoners series by Steve Retka.”

Book cover with the shadow of a wine goblet and red flecks that could either be wine or blood. The title is The Poisoner’s Recruit. At the top it says “the debut novel in The Poisoners series by Steve Retka.”

A rear book cover with a marble pattern that says “The Path to Power in Rome is Paved with Poison
Pelta Glaucia chose death over servitude when she poisoned her overbearing master, only to be spared from the gallows and apprenticed to Rome's most infamous poisoner, Locusta-the woman who just put Emperor Nero on the throne. Being a poisoner's apprentice kept her from a grisly execution, but now, unknown forces are conspiring to sabotage her one chance at freedom.
However, that freedom comes at a cost. The life of a poisoner would mean the wealth and prestige Pelta's never had. It would also mean taking the lives of strangers. Killing her master was one thing, but is she ready to make a career out of it?
Immerse yourself in the untold side of Ancient Rome life in this story inspired by the real historical account of Locusta of Gaul. THE POISONER'S RECRUIT is the first book in The Poisoners series by Steve Retka.
STEVE RETKA is an independent author with a wide range of interests and a fascination with the power of storytelling. He currently lives in Minneapolis with his wife and two kids, finding small moments among the chaos to write.

A rear book cover with a marble pattern that says “The Path to Power in Rome is Paved with Poison Pelta Glaucia chose death over servitude when she poisoned her overbearing master, only to be spared from the gallows and apprenticed to Rome's most infamous poisoner, Locusta-the woman who just put Emperor Nero on the throne. Being a poisoner's apprentice kept her from a grisly execution, but now, unknown forces are conspiring to sabotage her one chance at freedom. However, that freedom comes at a cost. The life of a poisoner would mean the wealth and prestige Pelta's never had. It would also mean taking the lives of strangers. Killing her master was one thing, but is she ready to make a career out of it? Immerse yourself in the untold side of Ancient Rome life in this story inspired by the real historical account of Locusta of Gaul. THE POISONER'S RECRUIT is the first book in The Poisoners series by Steve Retka. STEVE RETKA is an independent author with a wide range of interests and a fascination with the power of storytelling. He currently lives in Minneapolis with his wife and two kids, finding small moments among the chaos to write.

Hey y’all, fun life update. I’ve been hard at work on finishing my book The Poisoner’s Recruit. I finalized my cover design and the manuscript will be off to my editor soon. Hoping to release early next year!

6 months ago 3 1 1 0

Obviously not as important as the issues or who he is, but can we take a minute to appreciate that campaign sign?? 👀

6 months ago 14 1 0 1
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7 months ago 1 0 0 0

I have two kids under 4 and the Vikings are still the most stressful part of my life 😩

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

He literally said he was good with gun deaths over gun control. You reap what you sow.

7 months ago 2 0 0 0

A Democrat lawmaker, her husband and her dog were shot to death like a month ago by a right wing extremist and none of these people clutching pearls gave a fuck.

I'm not living in fear of racist white men who would shit themselves if they were alone in a room full of Black people.

7 months ago 234 76 0 0
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I’m still upset about Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance 😫

7 months ago 5 1 1 0
4 year old Ivy in her orange dress that says “pumpkin spice and everything nice” and wearing a backpack

4 year old Ivy in her orange dress that says “pumpkin spice and everything nice” and wearing a backpack

Ivy was back for her first day at preschool today. Can’t believe we’re a year away from kindergarten already. 😭

7 months ago 3 0 0 0
Indiana Jones looking at a snake.

Indiana Jones looking at a snake.

“Packers…why’d it have to be Packers?”

7 months ago 1 0 0 0

Okay but HOW is McDonald’s sprite so good??

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

I had the same question 👀

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Our 15-year old corgi named Zoey who we had since 2014.

Our 15-year old corgi named Zoey who we had since 2014.

This morning we had to say goodbye to our sweet Zoey girl. For 11 years you’ve provided more love and laughs than I ever could’ve imagined.

It’s wrecked me seeing you go, but you went so peacefully and were spoiled right up until the end. Rest easy, little girl. I’ll always love you. ❤️🌈

9 months ago 270 4 33 1
The covers for the first 11 books of the Redwall series by Brian Jacques
1. Redwall
2. Mossflower
3. Mattimeo
4. Mariel of Redwall
5. Salamandastron
6. Martin the Warrior
7. The Bellmaker
8. Outcast of Redwall
9. Pearls of Lutra
10. The Long Patrol
11. Marlfox

The covers for the first 11 books of the Redwall series by Brian Jacques 1. Redwall 2. Mossflower 3. Mattimeo 4. Mariel of Redwall 5. Salamandastron 6. Martin the Warrior 7. The Bellmaker 8. Outcast of Redwall 9. Pearls of Lutra 10. The Long Patrol 11. Marlfox

A wooden tracking board with green meeples that says 10x10 Challenge. 
1. Aeon's End Legacy (5 plays)
2. Avatar the Last Airbender: Aang's Destiny (5 plays)
3. Oh My Goods (5 plays)
4. Sagrada Artisans (5 plays)
5. Tidal Blades 2: Heroes of the Reef (5 plays)
6. Cafe (5 plays)
7. Heaven & Ale (5 plays)
8. Istanbul: Choose & Write (5 plays)
9. Metro X (6 plays)
10. Star Wars Outer Rim (5 plays)

A wooden tracking board with green meeples that says 10x10 Challenge. 1. Aeon's End Legacy (5 plays) 2. Avatar the Last Airbender: Aang's Destiny (5 plays) 3. Oh My Goods (5 plays) 4. Sagrada Artisans (5 plays) 5. Tidal Blades 2: Heroes of the Reef (5 plays) 6. Cafe (5 plays) 7. Heaven & Ale (5 plays) 8. Istanbul: Choose & Write (5 plays) 9. Metro X (6 plays) 10. Star Wars Outer Rim (5 plays)

My 2 hobby goals for the year were to read the entire Redwall series and to complete our annual #10x10Challenge for board games. Halfway through the year and I'm right on track!

9 months ago 1 0 0 0
Duolingo image signifying I’ve hit a 1,000 day learning streak

Duolingo image signifying I’ve hit a 1,000 day learning streak

Feels good, not gonna lie

9 months ago 0 0 0 0
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Being neurodivergent during a heat wave is even worse because setting the thermostat to 72 is too cold, 74 is too warm, and 73 is just a horrible number I refuse to set it to 😩

10 months ago 0 0 0 0
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And just like that, Ivy is off to her last day of the first year of preschool! 🫶

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My 2.5 year old son sitting under a blanket with Bluey and Bingo plushies and an unnecessarily large Elmo.

My 2.5 year old son sitting under a blanket with Bluey and Bingo plushies and an unnecessarily large Elmo.

squad goals

10 months ago 2 0 0 0

And the smell? Toxic.

10 months ago 1 0 0 0
The player board for Lignum mid-game, showing the saw mill with green food cubes, a light brown lumber marker, and light brown  wood marker.

The player board for Lignum mid-game, showing the saw mill with green food cubes, a light brown lumber marker, and light brown wood marker.

Main game board for Lignum with 6 clearings in the center and a rondel of action spaces around the edge of the board.

Main game board for Lignum with 6 clearings in the center and a rondel of action spaces around the edge of the board.

Got Lignum to the table today after several years and it’s such a good crunchy heavy euro. If you like the constraints of Agricola, i recommend this one for sure. #boardgames

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