Then he asked if anyone vaped and not a single hand went up i said oh okay so yall are lying

Professor asked if anyone in class smoked cigarettes and literally only me and my friend raised our hands… it was giving that scene from fleabag

Got selected to buy olympics tickets, literally the earliest date and time slot, only to realize it’s july 2028 (aka when im taking the bar exam) 😭😭😭😭😭

Bellarke trending on twitter rn oh dont bring me back there

FUCK ai for making me afraid of using the em dash in my professional writing

Thank u 😭❤️

GOD WILLING 😭🙏

Ty 😭❤️ i will return to them…i literally still write just sooo much slower now

I havent forgotten abt them i swear even if it has been a long ass hiatus

Apartment is currently #unlivable because there’s #waterleakinginthewalls and they have to #ripthemout and #shutoffmywater feeling extremely like tfts Osha rn except i have to stay with my friend instead of a sexy millionaire

LITERALLY after the episode it was painfully obvious that him being an asshole was the whole point but like…still

Made several straight men come to the slayyyter release party night at the club and they all came out fans

Robby is so unlikeable this season of the pitt

Just hit my heard hard asf bouldering pray im not concussed

Duke i need you to win it all FOR ME

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First time doing march madness and i have the second highest odds of winning out of my group of 48 (mostly men)

Literally 😭

Wdym the buyer got his contract rescinded bc the seller failed to disclose a material defect (GHOSTS)

This is so unserious

I was like oh didnt realize that shit reached the real world too 💀💀

Literally. And even if her security guard did bully a child? IDGAFFFFF

I followed it up w chappell roan too bc FUCK the smear campaigns idgaf

Said i was a timothee fan to a classmate today and she said “oh that’s brave” 💀💀💀

Babysitting a 4 year old and the two things he keeps telling me he wants to watch are “rumi” and “bad bunny halftime”

Doing a march madness bracket for the first time and suddenly understanding why men love this shit

Loud ass bang this morning everyone in a 50 mile radius thought we were getting bombed meanwhile it was a meteor 💀

The midwest is amazing because today we had a high of 65 and now the real feel is -1 with a snowstorm

No literally like get off my screen

One day after the oscars….oh they were praying for that win 😭😭😭

Was it really? i liked her in bugonia but compared to her performance in poor things i wasn’t super impressed