No one in VA has requested the return of the flag in more than a decade, at this point Minnesota is just bragging about collecting confederate memorabilia

I'm a diehard Virginian and I wish Minnesota would just burn it instead

The gall you guys have to call yourself nonpartisan and run your op-ed page the way you do

Third episode fell off a major cliff. Hoping it picks back up

Boogie’s camp is in southwest normal VA, not west VA

You’re full of shit

Guy who has never heard of winter before: "why are there no protests? It seems like they dropped off in like, I dunno, November, December?"

It is very much winter time in many parts of the United States of America, I think people forget how big an effect cold has on being outside

Every sound designer or director or show runner or whatever that uses tinnitus effects in their productions owes me $1,000. Fucking stop it, it's annoying, it sucks and it hurts. Looking at you right now, Yorgos.

Gags this good come directly from the Mazzulla Oblongata

The thing about that game is they charged me $70 for the ps4 version, which was total ass and stayed total ass and was never meaningfully fixed so while it’s cool that it eventually got to where it was working on other systems, it’s always gonna stay a buggy, sunk-cost disaster for me

Thorin. Mom has read the Hobbit but swears it came from a different book altogether and can’t recall what it was. Regardless I use it all the time, great call parents

"That's okay, I'll still keep drinking that garbage"

If you don’t listen to Al it’s whichever parody was big when you were a teen. If you listen to some Al it’s Dare to be Stupid. If you listen to enough Al its Albuquerque

Tren hard, eat clen, anavar give up. The RFKJ way

She needs plenty of stuff to rip off for her AI slop company

The worst guy on NPR hangs with the worst Democrat

Dude heard everyone’s doing 2016 reposts

Roxy and Elsewhere is the Zappa starter kit. It’s got the humor and the murderer’s row of musicians

Everybody loves a tulpa for Christmas, until it’s early February and you gotta take it out in the snow, and whoops there it goes humping the cat again

Every time I get in my car I have to wait for the console screen to pop up a message that I have to acknowledge. On occasion the computer is slow to generate this already-tedious hurdle on the screen that I didn’t want in my car to begin with, so I think I get what they’re saying w the msg

Stealworkers

I feel you, Atreyu really fell off after that record

Or! Just stop watching phone videos of people shitting on things you like

Bless you, you prince amongst men

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

*In a voice that sounds like several Donald Ducks being waterboarded at once* "I would take a bullet for you Olivia Nuzzi"

Anyone else getting major douce chills from watching this guy demand NOTHING BUT THE SMOOTHEST STRONGEST BOYS while the president’s pedophilia is the top headline