This was cinema to me as a child.

Not just a Kyle but a Kyle who works for the NFL Network! You know every owner and executive in the league is pushing this shit and they can't even get a Kyle who works for the league's network to get on board. Another data point for no one wants this shit.

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Probably not a good sign for the Mets that their losing streak has reached Mo Vaughn Era levels.

Bluesky: A Text-based Adventure

All your blank images are perfect in their own way.

Michael (2026)

The only wars I will support.

A photo of the great Spencer Hall confirming my donation.

$390 + fees donation to New American Pathways. Representing Protect Trans Kids University. Ten dollars for each loss Duke football had while Stephen Miller attended school there.

Donated $390 + fees into the Charity Bowl money cannon. The donation represents $10 for each Duke football loss while Stephen Miller attended school there.

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“Frustration with modern dating” feels like an awfully charitable phrasing for what’s motivating these guys

Time for more "Joe Rogan is abandoning Trump" takes.

GIBBY HAYNES We used to go into the Banshees’ dressing room and take the Gouda off their deli tray so that we could say we stole Siouxsie and the band’s cheese. It’s a pun—the highest form of humor.

The Butthole Surfers are culture

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com Figures! Mr. Met ran away from ME last season!!! And he's hugging the Mayor! Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!!! katie honan @katie_honan • 6d Mr. and Mrs. Met (@MrMet) meet Mr. @nycmayor

Sid Rosenberg O @sidrosenberg19 X.com Just when you thought things couldn't get worse we found out today that Mr. Met is a raging antisemite!

Sid Rosenberg • @sidrosenberg19 X.com This was me at Citifield last season being IGNORED by Mr. Met! Yesterday Mr. AND Mrs. Met were hugging and kissing our Antisemite Mayor @NYCMayor! Easy to conclude that Mr. Met is an Antisemite!!!!!

Sid Rosenberg @sidrosenberg19 X.com l'll be 59 on Sunday:) For the first time ever I'm sporting a Yankee jersey as I make my way to the Bronx. The official transition from a life long Met fan to a Yankee fan is now underway. Like my friend @CGasparino once wrote "Go Woke, Go Broke!" The Mamdani Mets are too WOKE for me! See ya at the Stadium soon fans!

Absolutely dying at right-wing radio host Sid Rosenberg getting so angry that Mr. and Mrs. Met hugged @mayor.nyc.gov that he started calling them antisemites and became a Yankees fan.

Another kayfabe vote, Golden drew the short straw this time.

Arbor Day is right around the corner.

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Star Trek II: The Wrath of Penis
Star Trek III: The Search for Penis
Star Trek IV: The Penis Home
Star Trek V: The Final Penis
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Penis

The nation would not have survived another unwatchable Heat 1st round series.

he showed up to a mostly empty auditorium, got heckled by anti war protesters opposing the war he just humiliatingly failed to negotiate an end to, erika kirk stood him up, and he tried to explain catholicism to the pope. the only way he could’ve had a worse time is if he pissed his pants up there.

Courting that huge Dem primary demographic of guys who love UFC and Pat McAfee.

Doesn’t sound like things are going well.

AI is profoundly unpopular. A recent NBC News poll found that among 18-34 year-olds, AI's net favorability rating is -44. *Negative 44*. Those are basically serial killer numbers. It's not much better among women 18-49. (Men over 50 and upper class are the only ones who like AI, and just barely.)

If we can't believe the "DoorDash Grandma", then who can we believe in anymore?

Years ago if I had imagined a president hating the Pope I would have thought they would have been a lot cooler than this.

mark my words: they are going to do this for Trump (and if anything, doing it for Trump will be an easier task for any LLM) as a means of granting him eternal life as a simulacrum and they will have it ready roll out before the bastard’s body is cold

The Pope Sucked Me Off???

Laura San Giacomo was the only reason I watched Just Shoot Me.

There absolutely is a “President Pope” script floating out there some where.

Former NFL defensive back Marquez Pope is weak on crime.

Pitching line from Baseball-Reference for Milwaukee Brewers pitcher Derrick Turnbow in 2006. Season Age Team Lg WAR W L W-L% ERA G GS GF CG SHO SV 2006 28 MIL NL -2.4 4 9 .308 6.87 64 0 49 0 0 24

J.D. Vance closing out elections with the same effectiveness All-Star Derrick Turnbow in 2006.

it is understandable why what professional athletes earn is such a yawner or eye rolling thing to most people but the “efficiency” model of squeezing out every penny of profit possible - off of the sweat of our collective brows - is collectively destroying us