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how cool that we got to pretty much follow this entire mission over livestream, i could never take this kind of access thanks to technology for granted. very refreshing compared to the harmful, soulless tech being made these days

orange arial rounded on black text reading "It's now safe to turn off your spaceship."

you've got a fast boat, I've got a plan to get us out of here

calling the exit raft the Front Porch has the same energy of calling the nook in the top of a uhaul Mother's Attic™

Welcome back to earth! Your first task- get call audio working

ugh they have to install updates before shutdown

very low data rate, what is this t-mobile

reminds me of the International Energy Agency's solar capacity projections

My partner and I have a "strip mall of dreams" where we mentally put all of our excellent terrible business ideas. burger shack? black box theatre? fleetwood mac n cheese? all can be found at the strip mall of dreams

can't stop singing "pokopia" to the tune of mamma mia

depluralize a movie: one dog goes to heaven

I mean... 😏

All video played on Linux is a “GIF”

only if it comes in a deodorant form factor

it is my personal belief that one of the flavors of a classic grilled cheese is browned butter but I will never deny the convenience of or preference for mayo!

I would pay any amount (not to exceed four dollars and ninety-nine cents) for a bag of just the orange trader joe's scandinavian swimmers

ground's feeling spicy this morning

a pixel art illustration of The Fool tarot card, where the titular fool is my giraffe avatar and a tuxedo cat is pawing at him in the corner.

today is a year of being solo! still trucking along, longer blog post this week.

(alt since I forgot- screenshot of a news headline that reads "Obituaries: Local residents who died recently")

yes generally that's what they are

out here making pro moves. pro stands for Pickled Red Onion

you're in this painting saying that behind that guy

on one hand I travel with a deranged variety of stuff in my kit but on the other hand I was sweltering in a plane seat remembered I had a tiny USB fan in my bag and plugged it into the seat back charge point and it feels like heaven so that's one point for pack rats

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Barefoot Contessa as a Paladin of Jeffrey

the threshold for intoxication is whether you have an idle animation

a "hat trick" is named after the tricorn hat worn by August Hockey, the inventor of hockey

Blogger is short for Boston Lager, named after Sam Adams

Hootratio Hornblowfish