Hey @vivziepop.bsky.social
I'm so sorry to bother you but can you just confirm that he is an adult because there's people still attacking others for enjoying Abel because they said you haven't said anything 💔

"Hey check out these sick lyrics I'm working on-"

Adam does not wait for you to answer, he's already playing an obnoxious riff on his guitar

“slayin demons, taking names,
wings of gold and holy flames"

"abs of steel, dick insane
thank you God, you gave me game-"

... Who let you up here?

[He bats her wing away with his own, feathers RUFFLED]

I'm not SHOUTING I'm talking with STYLE, It’s called having a 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗘.

Look it up in Genesis, I’m the reference.

THEN THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU, JASMINE, READ THE ROOM

I get it, you bitches love me. Can’t blame you, who doesn't???

But if you want me to perform for you? you better get your knees. Show some effort and worship.

The first man doesn't put on shows for freebies.
Why should I step out of my own sandbox for yours?

HOLY FUCK IT'S THE 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐓!!

𝐆REATEST
𝐎F
𝐀LL
𝐓IDDIES

Boobaphomet over here 😭

accidentally played a riff so good a demon converted

Admit it

You people just WANT to watch me fuck myself 😏

Not doing it would be a crime

how many of you are gonna say that?!
do you want me to fuck myself??
i know i’m phenomenal but DAMN have some restraint!

NU UH I HAVE STANDARDS AND THEY'RE DIVINE + THAT WOULD IMPLY I DONT GET BITCHES

Be fr, even hell has a wait-list for this

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Not to be dramatic but being near me counts as a religious experience

You're welcome

WRONG

guilty of many things, babe
but i don’t need latex to worship THIS perfection

IT’S CALLED SELF-ADMIRATION, NOT SELF-DEGENERATION

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE

[he is scrolling through her phone watching meme videos]

OH 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾

FINALLY, SOMEONE WHO GETS IT!!
Y'ALL SEE THIS SHIT??

𝙏𝙒𝙊 𝘼𝘿𝘼𝙈𝙎
DOUBLE THE DIVINE RIZZ, ZERO SHAME
TWO MIRACLES, ONE TIMELINE

TOGETHER WE’RE UNSTOPPABLE AND EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE

THIS IS WHAT PEAK CREATION LOOKS LIKE!!

God really peaked when making us, amirite??

sometimes i look in the mirror and think WOW

...

✨ 𝙜𝙤𝙙 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 ✨

BLACK. UNSWEETENED. LIKE RIGHTEOUSNESS ITSELF

AND NO SUGAR!!

I’M ALREADY SWEET ENOUGH AS IS

SEE? THAT’S WHY YOU’RE MY LIEUTENANT. FAST, OBEDIENT, AND A LITTLE TOO EAGER

TAKE NOTES EVERYONE

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L µ † ê

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙚
𝙄𝙨 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡
𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙮
𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣 '𝙚𝙢 𝙖𝙡𝙡

Holy fuck bitch you are OBSESSED
THAT WAS INSTANT

BOOOOOOOOOO NO ONE ASKED

BWAHAHHA
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS HER DAY OFF!!!! BABE, EXORCISTS DONT GET DAYS OFF!!

Now be a good little soldier and EXORCISE THAT ATTITUDE, then go get me some coffee.

I’ll shout if I wanna shout, sweetheart.

You try being the prototype of existence WITHOUT developing a tone problem

[SNATCHING THE PHONE]

[HELMET SCREEN IS >:[ ]

HEY THATS DIVINE MERCHANDISE BABE, ORIGINAL SCRIPT, HOLY IMAGE, DO NOT TOUCH

Uhhhh NUH UH
You're just saying that cause you're EMOTIONAL

OKAY WOW FUNNY HOW ONE BITCH CAME FROM MY RIB THEN SUDDENLY EVERYTHING IS MY FAULT AFTER

(I OBVIOUSLY MEANT THE GOOD SHIT)

See SHE gets it