watching Animal Kingdom and billy not only appearing for seemingly the first time in 30-odd years but then trying to relate to his son that he doesn’t know by saying he’s “like a hetero version of a bottom” ???? i can’t
15cm Izzy doll dressed as a Christmas tree, 10cm Ed and Stede dressed in festive clothes, and a crocheted capybara with a Santa hat and a string of yarn lights around it.
🎶O Izzmas tree
O Izzmas tree
Your tits are quite a plenty🎵
Happy Holidays from Izzy, Stede, and Ed, and special guest, the Christmas Capy. ❤️💚
Love Actually doorstep scene. Man holds up a card saying “TO ME, YOU ARE PERFECT”
Hit Romcom Our Flag Means Death - utter perfection
if it makes you feel any better, my dad (who adopted me and is only 18 years older than me) is only 41 and i’m going to be acutely aware of almost every celebrity crush i’ll ever have being older than him for the rest of my life
Take every excuse you can get to cook a delicious meal, hug your loved ones, give to others, and spread light in the darkest part of the year.
crazy that i wasn’t able to practice flute at home for the four years i was in band out of self consciousness but i have no problem giving the other tenants at my client’s apartment building a free rendition of every christmas song done poorly
i don’t want to lose it in the chaos of buying a new car and then immediately getting into an accident but i got called sir over the phone yesterday and it’s the thin thread i’m clinging to
can't bleed out if all your blood is safely in your dick 🥰🥰🥰
A drawing of a nalgene water bottle that is full of water, with Ultraman kaiju Gubila, Guesra, and Eleking swimming inside of it. In the upper right-hand corner of the composition is Ultraman pointing directly at the viewer. Underneath it says, "Ultraman says, 'It's was your water bottle Wednesday! You never know what monsters are growing in there!" A small watermark saying @bennygesserit appears next to the water bottle.
Ultraman says: It's Wash Your Water Bottle Wednesday!
If you've forgotten for a while to give your water bottle a good scrub, today's the perfect day for a fresh start 💜
i get to swim, get free food, go on great dates, craft, AND plan a halloween party?! this might be the best week of my life
Stede standing like this: 🧍♂️
No, he’s fucking Blackbeard
Oke :>
the fact that i have not one, but TWO dates this week is astounding. and a third one with both parties from the individual dates!! i love my beautiful poly life and my gorgeous wonderful friends ❤️
AN- it’s important to acknowledge that i almost on impulse typed tom hardy, which i think sheds a light on who i am as a person
just saw a labubu for the first time immediately followed by seeing tom brady for the first time. big day
Anyway (graphic credit @tabbystardust.bsky.social)
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🕯 Con O'Neill 🕯️
Halloween
🎃 selfie 🎃
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Did you know that Taika recommended Rhys for Stede? And then proceeded to say no to every actor suggested for Blackbeard until David asked him if *he* wanted to do it and he said yes?? That man basically said “if anyone is gonna be Rhys’s boyfriend it’s me” and we love him for that decision
shoutout to my local alternative radio station for playing 24 hours of Hit the Road Jack on repeat. i don't know what they're going through, but i support them
Big Man Norman 🥹
your norman looks so much like my walter (and his middle name is norman!)
they’re never making it to the halloween party
#ofmd #gentlebeard
a comic panel, night, silhouette of girl running through the woods saying "dick--oh, Dick! I must --get--dick! (pant, pant) I must!"
we've all been there, girl
did he have to hear what i learned about quantum physics
yes the fuck he did
if you wanna fuck you're gonna have to hear about my current hyperfixation
Characters Jay and Ice from the movie Hocus Pocus. Jay is pointing to the back of Ice's head, where the word Ice is shaved into his hair in all caps
the closest i'll get to respecting any kind of ice
shoutout to my 80 year old grandpa who tried to casually cut off his ankle monitor (he keeps disappearing) with safety scissors in the middle of the family function and didn’t think anyone would notice
A digital pencil portrait of Mary Allamby, pictured from the shoulders up. She has a wry expression. Her hair is in a loose updo, a single large ringlet resting on her shoulder.
A digital pencil portrait of the widow Evelyn Higgins, pictured from the shoulders up. She looks knowingly to the viewer's left, a small smile playing on her lips
Murder Widows!
love imagining a sheepish izzy hands sidling up to him and muttering “i’ve still never been sketched” under his breath