a german duplex

tried to google German Suplex, made a typo and all of a sudden I'm looking at real estate in Berlin?

"Phone wetter" is when it gets water damage cos you pissed yourself with it in your pocket

why are ai folks so bent about me hating it. fine, i'll fall behind! let me!!! fuck off!!!!

Hello! I still badly need work in narrative design or game writing etc. I’ve been in games for 20 years and I’m responsible for the mobile smash hit Lily’s Garden. I will take on full-time or contract work but I really need to pick something up soon. Please get in touch if you have/know of something

Having never played Misadventures, this is my first time seeing her labcoat outfit, and god damn is she so fuckin cute!

Wait, you don't go back and watch it again every few months?

Jonathan and Phoenix became friends via a mutual love of Steph’s tits.

This game is a 1:1 recreation of real life.

1.5 million homes Labour said.

How many so far Labour?

Yet, the Spanish?

It can be done. Easily. Especially when you dont have a massive lying wanker in charge of your Government.

I didn't choose to be an ai hater, being an ai-hater was thrust upon me. And now a guy who put his phone in a pool to cool it down has blocked me.

Marry her

Mii of the Dell Dimension 2400 in Tomadachi Life Living the Dream for the Nintendo Switch, with long flowing hair

my girlfriend asked if she could make a Mii for my island and handed this back to me 30 minutes later.

a drawing of the villain from Vampire Survivors kissing The Defect from Slay the Spire 2. To the bottom left corner there is a screenshot showing the Steam bundle which includes Vampire Crawlers and Slay the Spire 2.

me and @megacrit.com wanted to touch decks so we made a Steam bundle 🥰

get Vampire Crawlers and Slay the Spire 2 for 10% off & say goodbye to your free time 😌

it will never not be funny how they thought bsky was going to be a google campus and instead they got tumblr and they absolutely h a t e it

midwest emo band named Zootopia Abortion Comic

*sigh* i miss the louvre

"This action could be classified as drug-seeking behaviour"

DAMN RIGHT I'M SEEKING DRUGS BECAUSE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO RENEW MY PRESCRIPTION TWO WEEKS AGO

lady wearing a shirt that has been badly edited to say "I joined BlueSky and all I got was blocked by the technical advisor who tried to cool his phone off in a pool and also this jpeg of a t-shirt"

Jewish communities are living in fear amid rising antisemitism, including these appalling arson attacks. We must confront this.

At the same time, antisemitism is being weaponised to shut down criticism of the Israeli government.

Both are true. Both deeply concerning. Both Antisemitic.

I love the "wrong about technology one", like I'm not knee-deep in the stuff every day at work

so funny finding myself on block lists like, “wrong about AI and Bitcoin”, “people afraid of new technology”, “AI-phobes” etc

like you little babies want to be victims so bad lmao
sorry I think the scam tech that’s ruining everything isn’t cool and you aren’t the most specialest boy in the room 🤷‍♀️

A picture of a mono-audio 3.5mm jack plug, labelled "1/8 inch TS"

"Sorry babe, estrogen shrunk me too much, now I'm just a..."

It's all using DIN or jack plugs, occasionally twisting one of the larger jack plugs because you're getting distortion in the readings

there are two wolves balls deep inside ur bitch ass

a wizard (why’s pfp), a skeleton minion (Claude) approached “i’ve read through your notifications, they wish to harm you m’lord” close up on the wizard “oh dear… block them all.” the skeleton minion crawls away “yes m’lord, Claude shall block the non-believers, yes…”

MEASURE JAZ WTF I am such a dummy 🙄🙄🙄🙄

stop calling me a nepo hire just because im married to the CEO. i slop code at an elite level

If you try and measure the reflection, your hand gets in the way, so not even your reflection can experience it 🤭

OH FUCKING GOOD YAY

ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool
ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool
ADOBE: did you say AI?
ME: rectangle please
ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason