We’re waiting for a package to arrive, and I just noticed that it had a brief stop in Earth City, Missouri, which seems like where a disguised alien would tell you where it’s from.

Have you ever encountered an aptronym* in your profession or in your personal life? A thriller author named Paige Turner, a meteorologist named Gale, a banker named Penny?

I'm looking for real-life ones that aren't frequently cited or already famous. Responses may end up in a video or a blog post.

Is his face falling off his head.

That Risa Kush is some serious shit.

I was so sad that when I first tried pot that I couldn’t play piano fast.

I’ve heard of butt dialing, but this is ridiculous.

Guardrails? Mazie, ICE shouldn’t even exist.

Have we checked with Junior to see if crystals or quinoa would also work?

$250 million dollars?! Is he drunk?

Out of curiosity, what do the people of Cork call themselves? Corkies? Corkenites? Corkenoids?

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Thank you for your service. 🧅 🫡 Our country’s long war against information is over.

“Spring Black Friday?” What the hell are we doing here people? This is anarchy.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

I watched Parents for the first time in years after noticing it was going to be on Svengoolie this past weekend. I forgot how odd and open to interpretation that film is. It really speaks to that strange gap between adults and kids in perception.

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

I saw it on Tubi, which is free with ads.

The level of details, synth soundtrack, and ‘80s fashions and aesthetics were such a treat.

How do you turn regular water into holy water? Boil eight hot dogs in it, then let it cool.

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Robot Carnival (1987) ORIGINAL TRAILER [HD 1080p] YouTube video by HD Retro Trailers

I stumbled across Robot Carnival on Tubi while working on toys. This trailer doesn’t do it justice. With a few exceptions, the whole thing is very dreamlike and extremely well animated. If you like robots and anime from the eighties, you should give this a look.

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Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Remind you of anyone?

We finished watching the latest season of The Pitt last night, and while I enjoyed it, I can’t help, but think it would be so much better if Rick Sebak made an appearance in it.

#thepitt #ricksebak

The fact that Mamdani just seems like a cheerful normal guy who's policies are things like "we're going to tax second homes to fund pothole repairs" or whatever and yet this generates panicked responses like "This is basically Stalin's great purge turned up to eleven" is... telling. It tells things.

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There’s a lot of excitement about the upcoming Godzilla film, the next chapter in a series that started with the excellent Godzilla Minus One. If you haven’t watched that one, I’d highly recommend that you check it out.

In a scene from the Star Trek: Voyager episode "Live Fast and Prosper" we see a trio of imposters approaching a miner on Telsius Prime. From right to left, there is an alien named Mobar impersonating Tuvok, an alien named Dala impersonating Captain Janeway, and an alien named Daniel Radcliffe impersonating "Weird Al" Yankovic (with his Hawaiian shirt wide open exposing his hairy chest and a necklace with five platinum records on it).

Day 16 of inserting "Weird Al" Yankovic into a Star Trek screenshot

#WeirdTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager #WeirdAlYankovic

I have found a couple boxes of Puggets while reorganizing and have put them up for sale in the “Plush Toy Set” section of my Etsy shop (linktree in profile.) Both are the “Sweet and Sour” version, and I only have two sets left.
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#nuggets #puggets #pug #cospug #chickennuggets