How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend is officially out in the world to read in all formats, including audiobook! I’m so excited for you to read it and experience Kenzie’s messy journey!
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Than you so much!!!
The Supreme Court has failed children across the country today. It has removed a place where children could freely be themselves when it’s not safe with their parents due to dangerous and hateful religious or political beliefs. This will harm children only to protect the bigotry of others.
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays!
Sucks when you want a little snacky-snacky, but good you on diet rid your house of anything resembling a snack, so now you’re stuck at home with nothing but water wishing you could be eating a nutty buddy.
Get a sneak peek into the audiobook of How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend on either my TikTok or Instagram!
THREE MONTHS!! 🤩 It’s only three months until my “delightful witchy queer” “coffee shop romance” is out! If you haven’t already be sure to preorder How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend now!
🪄 Witch MC
🙍 Nonbinary MC
☕️ Coffee Shop Meet Cute
💗 Fake Dating with a Twist
🎧 K-Pop Music
🏚️ Abandoned Houses
“…a quirky, queer ride…” 😜 Thank you so much @robbiecouch.bsky.social, NYT bestselling author of Blaine for the Win and The Sky Blues, for reading How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend and for such a cute review!
Preorder now at jordongreene.com/conjure
“CONTEMPORARY YA AT ITS BEST.” 🤩 Thank you so much Brian Zepka for reading my newest and saying such nice things about it! Brian is the author of The Temperature of Me and You, and the upcoming (super cute and magical book) book Within These County Line!
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🥹 “Fun, charming, and undeniably relatable.” Thank you @owenlach.bsky.social, author of The Neskan Chronicles, for your kind words about How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend! Kenzie is definitely messy, but we all are aren’t we?
Preorder now! Link in bio or visit jordongreene.com/conjure
It “…casts an irresistible spell.” 😍 Thank you @joshwinning.bsky.social , author of the upcoming Be Still My Unbeating Heart, for the super sweet blurb for How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend!
Preorder link in bio or at jordongreene.com/conjure
“…a cozy, magical romance…” 🥹 Thank you so much @matthewhubbard.bsky.social!
Preorder Now / Releases in Hardback, Paperback, Kindle, and Audiobook on March 10, 2026!
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New logo & brand alert! Oh, and a website, all thanks to Emu at Made by Emories for designing a beautiful new logo and branding suite for me! I love it and I hope you do as well!
Be sure to check out my new website design as well at jordongreene.com or the link in my bio.
Check out Mackenzie’s “Boyfriend Spell Hype Mix” in all its K-Pop and J-Pop glory! In How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend both the main characters love their K-Pop and J-Pop, much like me, and Mack even nicknames his car after an idol.
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“You’re The One!” - Mack’s best friend is a lot of fun, so I figured I’d make her little enby realization be the first quote reveal from How (Not) to Conjure a Boyfriend! Get ready for more funny realizations and laughs come March 10!
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I agree with Asimov. The books they don’t want you to read are usually the ones most worth reading.
Alice in Borderland: Season 3 is amazing!!! I have two episodes left and I don’t want it to end!
I’m so tired of people in my country who 1) demean those whose native tongue isn’t English when they speak it, or 2) think if you aren’t speaking English you can’t be American.
Your hate is showing, and it’s disgusting. Plus, the fact they know multiple languages is honestly incredible!
It’s Banned Books Week! Go read a book they don’t want you to read!
My new tattoo memorializing my trek to the Kamishikimi Kumanoimasu Shrine in Kumamoto Japan is done! Thanks to Craig at Relentless Ink in Kannapolis, NC!!
Cover reveal for the hardback of HOW (NOT) TO CONJURE A BOYFRIEND! Preorder links in bio! Out March 10, 2026!
It's official. This hateful and evil individual has officially brought a case to overturn same-sex marriage's nationwide legality to the Supreme Court. abcnews.go.com/Politics/sup...
Fucking Nazis. This is literally the type of thing Hitler and the Nazis did at the beginning of the Third Reich. Dehumanization and creation of a fake enemy in the trans community. It’s sick and a sign of what’s to come. www.npr.org/2025/08/08/n...
Check out Every Word You Never Said! It’s a fight the system story about a non-verbal and gender non-conforming teen in the vein of Footloose meets Heartstopper.
PSA: It’s extremely rude to take phone calls without headphones at restaurants. I don’t need to take part in your conversation or be able to hear every word of it from three booths away.
A good, old-fashioned slasher tale w/ enough suspense, emotion, & bloodiness to satisfy any fan. It's pretty hardcore horror & things get VERY messy. Reminiscent of your favorite Halloween-themed films from the past.
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It’s been so long since I’ve heard anyone post about this one! Thank you so much!
Despite what our “Dear Leader” so ignorantly said about ranked choice voting in NYC, ranked choice voting is a significant improvement over first-past-the-post systems (like most places in the US use) as it greatly increases the chance of the most preferred candidate winning.
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