That’s a good point: Would you have Howard without Kipling?

I’m not saying the Brennans are broke, but my son is getting 4 coupons for “Free Back Rubs from Dad.” :)

This idiot must be the first President to screw up running a government before he even got into office.

My doctor told me that my problem making and keeping friends was because of an advanced condition called “my personality.” I told her I was going to ask for a second opinion and my wife blurted out, “She’s right.”

After the last week, I’m convinced American news would defend Old Man Potter from “It’s A Wonderful Life.”

Recommend unto me good books on the French Revolution.

You had me at “kidnapping Saint’s bones” and “prostitution.” It almost makes me want to celebrate Christmas this year.

We also were very angry that she’s Ms. To hell with her career and feminism, she’s a married woman, she should be Mrs. Pac-Man. But we stopped it, with our letter writing campaign. We’re why you’ve never seen Ms. Mario or Ms. Missile Command. We couldn’t stop Ms. Pong, though. Our one loss.

My buddies and I have shut down a bunch of that woke shit. You know why the Pac-Man franchise ended with Ms. Pac-Man? Like a woman could eat balls as well as a man. And those woke jerks laughed at me when I said that at the arcade. I was like, “I can gobble balls up way better than any girl.”

Luigi Mangione’s manifesto does something truly groundbreaking in the genre: it is edited for brevity

I know the world has serious problems, but last night excepted, the Miami Heat are breaking my heart this season.

Of course it didn’t. Crackheads don’t stop taking crack because the crack dealers get woke.

Thanks!!

Sometimes it helps to direct the negative talk where it deserves to go, such as the decision to move the Baltimore Colts to Indy.

The first day of Sanguinalia, where I paint a Blood Angels army. Better photos soon, but that red! It’s the red I’be always wanted. #horusheresy #warhammer30k #bloodangels #paintingwarhammer

This begs the question, whose job was it in the Bible to measure a donkey’s emissions and compare it to a horse’s. “Can’t the genitals -and- emissions be those of a donkey?” “Oh, Simon, you poor, ignorant fool, you’ve clearly not been in a stable during rutting season.”

My children insist on calling our Thanksgiving turkey either “Tucker” or “Turkey Carlson” because since we started spatchcocking, “it’s spineless, just like the real Tucker Carlson.”

I was super excited about the Lion King prequel centering on Mufasa until somebody told me it’s about how the United States overthrew the democratically elected rhino and put Mufasa on the throne to protect western business interests.

That episode of DanDaDan sure was something! Very unexpected.