Come for the analysis…

Stay for Tom’s Bruce impression

But does he have the legs to keep up with the spry Maxi Moralez?

Why are we putting in crosses when we have Nico and maxi as forwards…

Nico shoulda chipped Burki on that turnover

Italy are really about to miss a third World Cup huh…

Holy shit what a free kick from Nico!

That’s horrible by both cbs there

What’s the accurate read on this Nycfc team? Are they actually good or have they just played bad/short handed teams?

And what’s a realistic ceiling assuming no striker comes in until after the wc?

Least surprising thing to have happened in this game. What a sham

Klopp is Windu imo, outside of the teaching tree

I don’t know about the ideal location, but I do think the ideal NYCFC statue is Keaton and Maxi posed like this

Macca misplacing a few passes in a row here

How much of this is game state effects tho? I can’t recall the game well enough honestly, but with a pen that early was gala just sitting back and letting us chase?

Is Keaton the striker we’ve been missing?

Nycfc winning the battle of the Ojedas

I’m sorry, szoboszlai got braids?

Do we just have no one on the back post? Horrible set up, especially when they have 2 sitting there just waiting for the ball to get through…

Not mediocre or garbage… top tier maybe

Way too many crosses without a 9 on the field for Nycfc. Really need to get that filled asap, or change the final third tactics

I would refer to that as “my wife’s sister-in-law” and assume people know that’s not what I call my own sister

“I hate collars” is such an important category here. Ruins what is an otherwise set of kits (aside from chicago)

Salah’s feet have just slowed down so much this season. It’s crazy how drastic it feels

I hate those “game spotlight” segments they do. They’re always so out of touch with the game shown. Always an old Manchester United or Arsenal v City game on Liverpool streams. Makes no sense

Why does this curler kind of look like Christian Pulisic?

As someone who works in market research /online surveys, I’d chalk that 3% to bots/bad respondents or survey bias (people endorsing something because they think that’s what the surveyor wants to hear). The scary part is when that subsection is taken too seriously

* I can hack (it), at centerback (it)

The hanging “it” was the best I could do

Meme where the virginia tech football coach is celebrating a 0-0 tie but its arne slot's face celebrating the 0-0 draw with arsenal

Bring him back

I think the more interesting question is how low would the offer from Newcastle need to be before you reject it. I think I might go as low as 100 given how good Ekitike has been and just write off the 25 as a loss...

Ball don’t lie…?