I hate it when people don't use "POV:" correctly. Ts shit pmo me off.

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call me moses this bush is fire

call me moses this bush is speaking to me

I Love Drinking Alcohol And Then Making Out!! 4-hours

I should become a train station announcer person all they do is murmur something unintelligible into the mic every 5 minutes

Reverse stranger where you sit on your dick and balls until they go numb so it feels like you're jacking someone else off

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just great. as if we didnt have enough already, i'm getting word that Sex is getting its own launcher

Shit. - Pissing & Pooping -

i love my life i love my wife!!

Quit braggin.....

i should invent something

Horny Minecraft Movie script:

Jason Mamoa: “you want me to fuck the chicken?”

*minecraft chicken spreads legs*

Jack Black: “Chicken pussy!”

a bunch of pikmin working together to smoke one (1) cigarette

Pikmin Teamwork 🚬🍃

#pikmin #fanart

chronos in hades 2 kinda giving demiurge if you think about it

if you think about it, the only monkeys that live in the arctic are us humans...

i love this beer

Been really getting into washing my hands lately

How can a women be "18 months pregnant" when there are only 12 months?

Due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69

computers should let out a little moan when youre feeling around for the power button

Critical support to sauron for opposing the monarchy