one more day until i see my babyyyyyy

one of my more
embarrassing moments 😔

irrevocably changed the lives of many people in the commute home today (migraine vomited in public on the train)

drag name: banshee crazy

oops just found out i get anxiety from being in large loud movie theaters!!! i love adulthood!!!

was so obsessed with the word esoteric at age 13 i would use it incorrectly in any context

my road test is on friday??? please pray to every higher power that i pass

we will never get aziraphale with a beard we just have to accept it 😔

getting divorced during women's history month is crazy

wondering if they bet on christ's crucifixion on kalshi

life is worth living for the next few months (both the lestat single and good omens premier date dropped today)

me: i'm not going to be the kind of cat person who is going to refer to herself as mommy

also me, a year and a half after getting my cat: come hang out with mommyyyyyyyyy

the only way for me to truly live life to the best is hypnotizing me to have an aversion to pasta and dairy

well maybe if you looked at your life through heaven's eyes things would be different

still thinking about the prince of egypt

twitter is really getting incredibly terrible

my cat bit my screen again ama

it's not illegal to crop dust in the stacks

why are we entering a period of time where people are betting on current events

night 1 without my laptop is already driving me insane

famous people who i miss that made a big impact on me and how i view the world
-robin williams
-kazuki takahashi

didn't instantly drive perfectly at my first lesson so now i need a car to PERFECT THAT SHIT

i had two edwards in my life as a young girl: edward cullen and edward elric

meet cute things always happen to me when i'm looking like a hag (greasy hair, mascara running down my eyes, off from an 8 hour shift, huge pimple on my chin)

my cat cries for attention and when attention is presented to her (another cat to play with) she hisses with destain

when my boomer mother sings contemporary songs i am always mystified like who raised her

unfortunately i'm in hibernation mode rn. thinking about it like im storing energy for when the special comes out so i can fall back in to it. glad that a lot of the weird bullshit is over but fandom hopped back in november so i don't see much gomens on my tl that much

i feel so thoroughly that keke palmer is this generations people's princess

the njtransit reddit page is sniping me everywhere i turn

evidentially this might become a pokemon movie review account