Unbelievable! I found a used ticket in his shorts for a disco dated yesterday when he was supposed to be grounded!

I received this wonderfully illustrated story in the post.

You spotted what it said on the paddle immediately because you feel it's something you definitely are.

It was a busy day offline yesterday. Even busier today!

I expect you to be standing against this so I can get a good swing at you...

What have I told you about not staring?!

Thank you.

Mmmmm... a lot of fun was had with this (and someone now has a very tender posterior!) 🤭

The weather app on my phone seems to be completely bamboozled. I'm waiting for it to say, "Just look out of the window. That's the most accurate forecast you'll get today!".

It's a beautiful Spring day and I'm delighted to have received a gorgeous bouquet of flowers. Thank you (you know who you are).

Done!

The latter.

Any sentence beginning "I know it says on your website you don't do" will always be followed by "but...". 🙄🤦‍♀️

So, which is it to be??

Every inch the feline! 😉

Thank you.

🙄

It's a case of trying to be visible in as many places as possible.

I've been booted off Tw@tter again, and it looks like all appeals are being ignored this time. So I'm starting afresh. Please follow The_MistressCat if you're still on there.

Drinkies in the glorious Spring sunshine? Don't mind if I do!

It would seem I need to put my plimsoll to good use again!

It certainly looks that way!

I'm on my third suspension. 🙄

Oh dear. It doesn't look like you are behaving very well. I will need to do something about that.

😄

Are you being good this Good Friday?

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I think I have been in this old game for far too long. I genuinely thought these were h@ndcuffs! 🤭

Your shocking inability to follow simple instructions makes me wonder if you're paying attention at all. This should help to make you focus!

It's Monday. The start of a new week. Stop sitting around scrolling through Bluesky and get going!

#dontdoasIdodoasIsay

It's been a very busy, positive, productive week. Now it's time to relax and look forward to the coming week. 🥂

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