"Infrastructure week"

I just wanna know who are these men who need instructions for how to jerk off?

Playback speed dialogue showing the options as "standard" and "0.75 x"

Taking this training for work and I was relieved to see there's a "playback speed" setting.

Turns out the options are "slow" and "slower"

The breaking news is that the media is reporting it instead of trying to sanewash it

If results from special elections we've had so far are an indication, I don't think the swing districts will be as tight as we'd think

It IS 4/20....

My friend was once walking to shul with his dad when someone shouted at them "you Jews killed our lord!"

The dad replied "we killed your god, imagine what we can do to YOU."

👀

...oh nvm he said NEWS lol...

Uhh wow lol. The entitlement!

Judaica

@vaspider.gay has some great queer Jewish stuff!

nerdykeppie.com/collections/...

Tired: I ended 8 wars

Inspired: I ended the same war 8 times

In short, the stars are so much fainter than the earth and the moon that if the camera settings were set so the stars would show up then the image would be way overexposed and the brighter parts of the image (the earth and the moon) would be completely washed out and wash out the rest of the image.

That looks like the Seychelles flag?

Is that an ark behind your curtain or are you just so excited to see me?

ב"ה 💜🩷

Why would Isaac Newton not have existed without Moses? I know he dabbled a lot in religious quackery but that's hardly what he's known for and like he'd still be Isaac Newton if he didn't have that to distract him a big part of the time...

The 80s were 20 years ago.

To be fair, Reagan became president 45 years ago, not 60...

The only thing worse than Rainbow Capitalism is Queerphobic Capitalism.

Hopefully this is a sign of a turning tide.

Ugh the cropping on this is terrible.

The two genders

Hmmmm, what IS an economy?

wrong answers only

Fun fact, if you Google "spin a dreidel" it'll spin a dreidel for you. All you have to do is map a destination to each letter and you're good to go!

Dreidel FTW!

lol he couldn't quote a single bible verse when asked for his favorite!

I mean, even the *more* moderate Joe Biden was portrayed as some leftist marxist supervillain

Blessed be the cheese makers for they shall inherit the earth

He was bred to be friendly