is that good
Posts by lincoln carpenter
If I ever put down just one thing on the level of Pillar of Autumn or In Amber Clad, I'll be content
i'm gaming (rotating the shape and sound of Destiny gun names in my head)
texture on the Misriah casing that reads “KILL FOR MOMMY…”
good morning this is a real texture in Marathon
savoring the mental mouthfeel of a game's language choices is gameplay
imo this template should have a few additional slots just for honoring games with good nouns
Palantir reveals practical yet tasteful Thrall Garb
I'm not much of a splatoon guy but I would kill and die for Big Man
what foe is greater than the cruel contortions of the mind
also this suffers from my debilitating case of Mind Going Blank When Asked To Think of Examples Disease but I stand by it
it's just good videogame
but really mordheim whips
my answers for almost all of these will vary wildly by mood but this is at least a representative selection
favorite game intentionally left blank because how on earth could anyone choose
allegedly
[sigh] blaseball
You've heard of eating the Pope. Now the Pope eats back
hell yeah, congrats!
Finally something to get JD up off the couch...
sometimes it's also where buses and trains go. and that's disgusting
VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?
ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]
lol. lmao
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"The best part of its presentation is how leisurely the Tartarus moves. It's brutally, menacingly slow on the screen—and that pace makes it so much more terrifying. It's a bad sign when a battleship doesn't feel a need to rush."
happy birthday, and continued thanks for all the birds
(obviously, this is all just the game yes-and-ing whatever you choose to pump into it, but it’s fun to see how easily you’re able to project your own logic onto it)
I’d be fully willing to believe that Char had a Tolkien phase in his younger years. that makes a lot of sense to me
to his credit, Quattro ate that shit up, so. guess he’s big into ringlore. TIL
Tomodachi Life is cool because your mii will ask you what he should talk to Gandalf about to befriend him, and you can type in Celebrimbor. And it works. But then hours later you’ll catch Gandalf casually name-checking Celebrimbor as a “friend of a friend” to impress Quattro Bajeena.
good videogame