“If I fits, I sits.”

Stephen Colbert's Emmy victory speech:

"Sometimes you only truly know how much you love something when you get a sense that you might be losing it. I have never loved my country more desperately. Stay strong, be brave, and if the elevator tries to bring you down, go crazy and punch a higher floor!"

Why won't any of the sports teams honoring Charlie Kirk play some clips of him? Please show us what you are celebrating. Don't be shy about it. Show us what made him so great. Play his greatest hits.

Something people aren't talking about enough is how often Charlie Kirk invoked the Fifth Amendment when testifying before Congress about the domestic terrorists he provided buses to get to Washington on January 6, 2021.

I can watch ESPN this week because Qanon Rodgers didn't have such a good game at home.

Bless. #NFL

This is so hot! I love a good grid.

Woohoo!!!!

Thank you, Senator Warren.

GOOD. Love, your lady friend who is fond of you being alive.

You’re not allowed to die.

National guard

Gotta love seeing the Amish in town!

“Bad Day”

*Funcussion

“Shiny, Happy People”
“Losing My Religion”
“Bad Day”

“She sounds hideous.” “Well, she’s the new Pitt logo on the helmets so…”

This is 21 year old me.

Would.

That’s just an average weekend for him.

🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛

She’s got a little *blep* happening!

Texas in 2025.

*furiously searches internet to make boyfriend’s dreams come true*

I don’t think the Pirates know how to try.

That is a fascinating concept. I would like to see it tried in Pittsburgh.

Amateur.

Happy birthday Juice!!!

This goes way harder than it should and it’s amazing. I need this kind of hype on Sunday mornings.

I recognize that furniture!