We shot Vol. 6 of the Pedissert series today!

After the shoot, we accidentally made some ASMR.

Is ASMR still a thing?

Well, we made some ASMR anyway. Hope your ears enjoy!

#art #weird #pies #whippedcream #coolwhip #feet #messy #pedissert #asmr

"mud pies" - made of cool whip and buttercream frosting (vanilla and chocolate) in an oreo crust... they'll be applied to someone's feet tomorrow!

It's springtime, and things will be getting a little mucky tomorrow afternoon. The sixth volume of the Pedissert series will have... "mud pies!"

#art #weird #pies #whippedcream #coolwhip #feet #messy #pedissert

chocolate, whipped topping, and gummy worms... can you guess the theme?

I have a shoot coming up next week, but the sales at the grocery store were too good to pass up today... can you guess the theme for the next Pedissert shoot?

#art #weird #pies #whippedcream #coolwhip #feet #messy #pedissert

some really good bud

Happy Pi Day!

While it looks like some really good bud, it's actually Amber's feet after taking a few "π Pies" in my Pi Day quiz!

How well did she do? Check the link below!

π🥧👣: artisticabsurdities.com/the-pedisser...

#art #weird #pies #whippedcream #coolwhip #feet #messy #pedissert #piday #pi

We filmed our Pi Day Pedissert video today, and Amber insisted I film some of her post-shoot messy feet play.

Here it is, with some slightly unsettling music.

Also, coincidental Mardi Gras colors for today!

#art #weird #pies #whippedcream #coolwhip #feet #messy #pedissert #piday #pi #mardigras

This was rescheduled to tomorrow due to sickness.

But these pies will still be used!

pi day pies for pies (spanish for feet)

You've requested it... and tomorrow, I'm filming it!

We're making a special edition "Pedissert" for Pi Day!

(Yes, those are π symbols drawn on the pies... I know I'll never get a cake decorating job.)

#art #weird #pies #whippedcream #coolwhip #feet #messy #pedissert #piday #pi

I think today was the first time the cashier at the grocery store asked me what I was doing with all the pie crusts and Cool Whip.

I'm pretty sure he's scarred for life now.

Anyway, got everything I need for Tuesday's π Day shoot!

#piday
#pi
#pie
#pies
#pedissert
#art
#weird
#feet

I've found a participant willing to take some pies to her feet in the pursuit of higher mathematics!

We'll be shooting Tuesday.

But don't let that stop you if you wanted to participate - I'll have 95 more to go in this series after Pi Day!

Wanted to shout out how great it was working with Amanda on the Christmas "Pedissert" - she absolutely understood the assignment, and we had a lot of fun!

Here's her whole set: artisticabsurdities.com/the-pedisser...

Hey folks, Chattanooga area artist and model here, vouching for Art. I’m the subject of his third “Pedissert” (those are my feet in this photo). I had a fine time, Art was super courteous, nothing went on besides what was shown, his old dog is super calm and sweet, and I’m super duper still alive!

a christmas pedissert

Looking to create a "Pi Day Pedissert"! Just need somebody to shoot with.

If you're a woman, roughly 25-45, in the Chattanooga, Nashville, Knoxville, Atlanta, Birmingham, or Huntsville areas, I offer $350 for a 1.5-2 hour shoot. No on-camera experience needed, just need to pass the vibe check.

I create monthly installments, and am always looking for others to participate.

If you're a woman, roughly age 25-45, with a vibe for doing this, I offer $350 for 1.5-2 hours of participation.

If you live in Chattanooga, Atlanta, Nashville, Huntsville, Knoxville, or Birmingham, DM me for more!

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I was inspired from a random scene from an old Nickelodeon show from my childhood. As someone who's autistic, I ended up with a hyperfixation on this total nonsense, and I'm going overboard with it.

If you'd like to read the whole story: artisticabsurdities.com/faq/

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a completed "pedissert"

My main series is called "The Pedissert." It's a performance piece where I smoosh colorful whipped cream pies into women's feet, creating something that would look like a collab of Jackson Pollock x The Three Stooges.

Some would add Tarantino, but this isn't a kink thing for me.

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Wanted to introduce myself - I've already been on BlueSky on a personal account, but wanted to create one for my website of "epicly weird STUFF."

You can check it out at artisticabsurdities.com.

I also have an IG at www.instagram.com/artisticabsu....

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