A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’
Do you ever just look at something sitting on your desk and absent-mindedly think about putting it in your mouth? Like, for example, a purple D6 that is just sitting there looking like a piece of Turkish delight?
No? Nah, me neither.
Need to ask my ten year old his opinion. My old man eyes don’t particularly care for them.
Thanks for doing this!
I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine
yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization
We just kicked off a Spelljammer campaign and my brother is playing a Giff as a kind of British Raj officer, which seems like playing to type? Anyway, cool minis.
You guys playing Spelljammer or just think Giff are neat?
Paging @turbojehtt.net
A faithful, slightly slavish, yet still abstracted digital recreation of The Clash’s London Calling album cover. Featuring a guy lit by a spotlight on a stage in a very wide stance and bent over with his head down, holding an electric guitar like an axe by the neck just an instant before he smashes it into the floor. Small white type at the top reads ‘Maybe it’ll’, then down the left side in pink and the bottom in green larger block lettering reads ‘happen today’.
Technically, I’m not praising Oklahoma when I say “this is awesome!”
IMO, reliving Ghostbusters scene by scene over a month-long period is a great way to improve your Bluesky experience.
You have been a participant in the biggest interdimensional crossrip since the Tunguska blast of 1909!
Salvador Perez kisses the World Baseball Classic trophy during a postgame celebration. (Photo by Al Bello/Getty Images)
5-time Gold Glove
5-time Silver Slugger
9-time All-Star
2015 World Series Champion
2015 World Series MVP
2020 Comeback Player of the Year
2022 Lou Gehrig Award
2024 Roberto Clemente Award
2024 Stan Musial Award
2026 World Baseball Classic Champion
Maikel Garcia MVP!! Holy shit. Go #Royals!!
Watching Salvy Perez bear hug his teammates and scream singing the Venezuelan national anthem. Sure makes me happy for him and Maikel Garcia.
Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.
God, Marathon looks so friggin’ cool. I just don’t think I can deal with the stress of playing an extraction shooter in my life.
Can’t wait!
Update: the milkshake was available at the KC Great Wolf Lodge and all three of my kids refused to try it. Two of them put ranch on absolutely everything, so if they can’t be convinced, nobody can.
Another vote for English muffin. Biscuit is a close second.
I can reliably psyche myself up to do *anything* if I start thinking about the intro to Song for the Dead.
Based on the amount of attention we gave the Iditarod in grade school, I would’ve thought that it was a Super Bowl level event.
We are headed to the KC location for a small Spring Break family reunion in a couple weeks. I’ve got a couple of ranch-loving kids, if it’s on the menu we’ll give it a try and report back in.
Lady, if I knew that, I wouldn’t be sitting in Omaha goofing off on Bluesky.
If you reply-all to your own email, even if it’s in an email thread to a single person, it will send that email to the other recipient.
I don’t know how to use chatgpt etc but I imagine it’s going to a website and typing “oh no what groceries do I buy please tell me false god for I am so weak I cannot go on” as your brain atrophies and leaks out of your ears from disuse and the machine is like “buy eggs milk bread and a horse”
our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor
LOL, can you see to the deleted missing post if the original post is deleted or missing? It’s the Bluesky version of “if a tree falls in the forest…”
