Or maybe alchemy is real and someone condensed a fart into a person.

Amazing, my hats off to whichever coven permanently cursed this man with a -20 charisma debuff

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

I reassured everyone it was calatheas in case anyone thought it was the type of plants that would allow me to be chill and have fun

Probably should have specified they were delicate houseplants whoops

Now realizing how suspicious it looks that I told the work chat I needed to work from home today for an important plant delivery only AFTER noticing the date.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Can't say seeing a cargo helicopter flanked by a couple Apaches flying low over I-45 a few minutes ago filled me with a lot of reassurance

Department of War hollering "HEY I'm not gonna feed you again!!!" as half the sailors find the only carpeted area horl on aftering eating too fast

Department of War cracking open a can of wet food and going "pspspspsps" to the reluctant crewmembers not already yowling at their feeding bowls

Amazing! Also, can I ask how you achieved the immaculate pastel ombre effect on this cake?

Vicetone & Tony Igy - Astronomia YouTube video by Vicetone

Using Hungary's recent outcome a framework: what's on your techno block party playlist for when It Finally Happens?

Obvious choice I know but for me it's

youtu.be/iLBBRuVDOo4?...

Stop bringing horrors into the universe Burt

my cat when it's 1m passed feeding time:

I thought CPI in some categories wasn't really a complete picture, like housing was often more weighted toward home ownership % cost, and healthcare didn't factor in premiums, etc etc

It was my understanding that cost of living and inflation have a lot of overlapping parameters but not the same measures, with cost of living appearing to be broader in scope when used as a metric.

Not an economist tho and trying to confirm this doesn't give me good answers!

Adjusting for inflation doesn't account for how cost of living and CPI indicators have vastly outpaced those income gains. If my income increases by 10% but overall cost of living increases by 15% in my area in the same period, do I really have more money?

Its not a business! It’s a public good! And it’s not “running out of money,” either. Republicans deliberately created this illusion by requiring USPS to prefund pensions *75 years* into the future. Literally no other agency (or business, lol) requires this.

(2006, Apologetically) "Sorry, I was raised Catholic."

(2026, Menacingly) "Sorry, I was raised Catholic."

Somebody get a necromancer to summon a vengeful, chomping Teddy Roosevelt revenant

I'll give it about 6-8 weeks

Look if we're going dark ages and this administration installs an antipope, Trump should go ahead and exhume the corpse of Reagan and conduct a cadaver synod.

I have a squat rack in my office and I'm so ashamed to say it's mostly used for hanging clothes lately.

But channeling some impotent rage outwardly instead of just clenching my jaw sounds better so sorry in advance if I creep on your WL posts for motivation!

Hmmm, I'm not very tall but I am interested in trying to become a human battering ram if you have any niche program recommendations!

If it's any consolation if you still wanted to be an astronaut the JSC campus is pretty nice, for Houston. There's deer and cool birds all over the place, all the time.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

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