i cant type it out without really embarrassing myself but lets just say theres a lot of volumen and stretching out the syllables....and a hand motion

Im incapable of saying fettucine like an adult

My favorite part of blue sky is literally no one is paying attention to any of this and we’re just shouting into the universe lol

Over the last year we’ve been making more food from scratch just for fun and holy shit the health benefits are insane.

Amazing meme

i am done with Self Care It is time for Others Harm an animorphs style photo of a blond girl turning into a cheetah

I love that Red Sox fans are essentially Cubs fans but without the chill lol--any Cubs win is gravy after 2016 we're so good with it. Every Sox win tightens the pressure.

Time to get plane drunk. There’s no rules when you’re in the air.

I'd pay good money to be in Ring's marketing meetings today. How much of it must be "No one? No one saw the potential downside here? Huh"

Imagine being the North Korean hackers responsible for funding the regime by stealing crypto rn lol. Jokes on you reverse uno.

If you hate Linda Ronstadt then I hate you. Thems the rules.

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She wasn't waiting for anyone to solve the problem

You think you're going to outlast the people who CHOOSE to eat lutefisk? Hockey moms are just going to let go of grudges? laughed

Everything I know of love came from B2B

Was raised in the ELCA church (iykyk) and lived up north in a few spots i'm certain a lot of folks have no idea what happens when these people commit. I had to go to potlucks w/ a 40-yr history "because". I knew a lady who made bulletins every week for 35 yrs without missing ONCE. Proud of them.

LI needs more manifestos. Its an awful dating app tho

One time during a 9-day exercise the commander put us all in MOPP 4 within the first hour "just to be safe"....and left us in it the entire time. Super cool.

I’d be devastated if my friends didn’t pick me to be on their bank heist team. That’s how I evaluate relationships.

time to get drunk and make texas sheet cake

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genius--absolute stroke of brilliance

Just saw Superman movie--incredible. 3 things jumped out of screen: Superdog is great bc he's more dog than super, Superman's parents (the real heroes) are relatable and not caricatures, and people love Superman bc he's trying, failing, trying again. Only Superman thing i've ever liked.

Literally no one thought of Johnny Cash as uncool. This is written by someone who forgot Johnny Cash was played on punk/alt stations when country ignored him.

This is amazing. "Some days you're leveling up, others you're back at square one. Both count"

Stoked you folks over at The Vertex Project need a sales expert. BFD. Congrats

Don’t shoot past the importance of that data being accessible at scale