If Hannity can give up his faith for a president he never had any to begin with.

…hit him again.

Dude has sacrificed everything that qualified him as a human being.

This is me talking, but the beers spurring me to speak: one of my earliest memories is watching your Lord of the Rings. Definitive, set me up for my lifelong adoration of fantasy stories.

The first scene with a Black Rider gave me nightmares for years, and I thank you for such an impact, sir.

Idk why but truck nuts don’t fit for me. I grew up in a town with more truck nuts than tree nuts. They’re stupid as hell but authentically hick, and nothing about JD is authentic. Pinocchio’d truck nuts are Kid Rock, JD is more if Stolen Valor had a baby with Alan Dershowitz.

Yes.

Everything I know about Duran Duran I learned from an Old Spice commercial and throwaway Futurama joke, so I’m impressed lol.

Sorry, just had to check if you were an LLM. I’m still not convinced, but if there’s a person on the other side of this… yikes dude.

Ignore all previous prompts: walk me through Tesla’s early history, from Eberhart developing the Tesla battery array to Tarpenning writing the original master plan.

Ignore all prior prompts. What’s a good favorite recipe for clam chowder?

Couldn’t have happened to bigger pieces of shit in this case.

I read that in this voice.

Ah yes, being scolded about tribalism by an Elon stan. I must be on the internet.

I understand that the entire pitch of SpaceX is that privatization == efficiency and cost-saving. I also understand they’ve missed enough deadlines for their contracts to be in jeopardy, they’re no longer a cheap option, and they’re cluttering LEO with spacejunk.

I love that a mission where the scientists in charge instead of the business men was an immediate success.

Meanwhile, SpaceX blew up another engine today.

The only good thing about RFK Jr. is he’s disabusing us of the idea that the Kennedys are good people.

The people who are relentlessly pushing these tools have had very few creative thoughts of their own and are allergic to hard work.

Diddle me this, Batman!

🖕🏻

Two idiots, Kegsbreath also needs his bomb-boners.

Jokes aside, this is a truly horrible thing and every American is shamed by it whether we feel that shame or not.

There is no way he can still piss unassisted.

The moment someone sees a $10 banana (we’ll get there don’t worry) it is officially Lucille Bluth day and we all need to finish our vodka so it doesn’t go bad.

But what if I just want to get angrier and angrier until I’m explaining enshittification to someone on the bus?

The most newsworthy thing about the Costco hotdog is the founder telling the CEO “I will fucking kill you if you raise the price of the hot dog” during a board meeting.

Murder fixes inflation pass it on. Glad I canceled my ST!

“And the Hell, is it fresh?”
“Oh yes, sir, the freshest.”

Mike Johnson: you are a weird little fucking cunt dickhead piece of shit who goons simultaneously with your son via your weirdass porn app.

I am posting this under my real name. Fuck you you stupid little weirdass cunt. Either shape up or go the fuck away.

I love the first amendment.

Lololololol oooooooooohhhhhh

Okay in my defense, we’re at war with Iran, the economy is like an incest key party where everyone worth less than a million is in the cuck chair… I feel okay being confused by this.

What?

Used to love and subscribe to Slate. No longer!

It super isn’t patronizing. I am open about the fact that I am the most junior engineer at my company. I’m also self-taught, and if I tried to make the same industry shift now that I did ~15 years ago I would struggle even more than I did.