I find threads very odd.

So sick of houses with secret rooms on TikTok 😴

Just tried to watch I’m Alan Partridge on Prime but it has a laugh track! It didn’t originally have one did it?!

Is it wishful thinking to have a midlife crisis at 49?

I had the exact same one!!

Unpacking is the worst. Everything straight in the washing machine

Just had the best customer service from Phillips. Other companies need to take note; I’m talking to you John Lewis

Last week I turned 49. Honestly, I fancy myself more now than I ever had.

Wow!

I’m so demand avoidant that I’m not even going to watch Adolescence until everyone stops talking about it. Look forward to my review in 2030

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Are we sure it was Taylor Swift getting booed and not Trump? 🤔 #taylorswift #superbowl

Skip-diving. You can take the girl out of Barrow etc.

Phil Collins isn’t his real name. It’s a sussudionym.

If the Queen was known as Maam shouldn’t Charles be Daad?

The trouble with not really drinking is that just as everyone else is getting up, you’re ready for a nap.

Got the same thing for Christmas as I got last year. Bloated 😉

Tell a lie. I took this one too

Must have been a good day. This is the only photo I took.

Oh boy. Being a fascist really ages you!

A White Russian. What Baileys wished it tasted like

Well, Mary was the Heads daughter. #nepobaby

One of my childless friends just said “what’s the elf on the shelf”. Now weeping with envy.

Maureen Tingle-Twat

Picture 1- what my husband think is a made bed
Picture 2- a made bed
Grounds for divorce?

Right ok. Thank you

I like it but what do you do with the bits you’re not using that day? Store them where? 🤔

Oo. Maybe

HRT question. How the heck do you measure one eighth of a sachet testosterone?! Any hand hints my HRT Honeys #HRT #peri-menopause #menopause

So festive. 🎅🏽