They should've given Bob Hoskins a run!

Groundbreaking fillum!

Also a guy cut in half by a laser beam in Resident Evil, and a guy gets cut in half by a big automatic door in Hardware.

Oh yes I made a mistake!

Talk about a rip-off!

Ash gets cut in half at the end of the original Aliens. That makes the cut, right?

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

I certainly hope it doesn't stop there!

Dogs will be dogs, folks!

This ole dog's got new triquess!!

He's taking the April Slough Your Face Off Challenge.

Some students of history will remember another President of the United States with a similar name!

Aragorn keeps hogging the inn bathroom to drain the sebaceous cyst on his neck.

They're saying that coincidences are happening more frequently than ever!

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What else did the little worm tell you?

My God. No more Chuck Schumers??

It's more of a cannon, if I may be so bold, due to its explosiveness!

"Cotton Eyed Joe" by Rednex. I enjoy their other works.

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They only pronounce it serop in the lowlands of Missouri.

If you open up the fold in this image, you can reveal a limited edition picture of The Noid™.

Waiters are flabbergasted by what a rude little fuck my adult son is! I'm proud of this for some reason.

The classic political pivot where you like music that you've always liked.

Yet again the Germans are at our doorstep with their cum-cum problems!

We are dramatically accelerating the timeline towards the worst effects of global warming, but at least it's in service of the automated job annihilator/ missile targeting system.

I always choose the stool.

Wrong on both ya stupid piece of shit!

It sucks that Garfield is a Republican!

You can see the same effect with a flip book for free!