Her best bet is to frame her situation such that it reminds Trump of his own illegitimate grievances. Call it lawfare. Call it persecution by leftists. Etc, etc.

People confident in their positions don't need to remind you they're always right.

No one has talked more shit about our country than Donald Trump.

Trump's implicit message to DC cops: Because you're so bad at your job, we're sending in nat'l guard troops who are not even trained at policing, and I sent a mob to assault you on Jan 6, but I still expect your loyalty.

Brave to be so public about it. Much respect, primetime.

Can we assume there was some dispute over a wind turbine, and he still holds a grudge?

I've always thought it was crazy that we obsess over rising healthcare costs and how it will bankrupt us. But actually, we just need to eat less and get more steps in.

I guess we should expect to hear from a lot of libertarians about how regretful they are about their vote.

I finally approve of someone saying "you should smile more." haha

Our Intel community is lying to us about wmd's and we're preparing to bomb a mid east country and there is talk about regime change. This seems familiar.

He looks exactly like Elvis.

Wildlife photographer Randy Johnson?

To be fair, he was still basically whispering.

Mark Cuban - Please buy this plane. It would be so funny.

Something tells me Carl is not hanging out with Joe Kernan afterhours.

That's roughly 30 Qatari 747s. Just for context.

This would be *your* problem first and foremost. Have you thought about the itch?

Entire civilizations have drowned in my washing machine.

You just know this will apply to tube socks eventually.

Hypothetically speaking - what would be the doll limit for an adult?

Imagine what the prompt must have been. 🤢

I always forget about the bald eagles growing out of Trump's back.

Let's skip the anti-vax phase and move straight to the "Measles on Wheels" phase.

Ok, I'm a little slow. I thought the disagreement was about whether the symbols on his knuckles are meant to represent MS-13. Does Trump believe it's the text overlay that proves he's a gang member? The perfectly flat, square, obvious MSPAINT text?

Only two days left on my reddit ban. Said something spicy to automod and the bastards gave me 7 days. This is some singularity shit. You can't sass a fucking robot?

Evidence, shmevidence. This is about getting headlines.

"ActBlue Under DOJ Investigation."

That's some aggressive kerning.

Hello everyone - I am a potential NBA forward.

Their statements always seem like they're trying to ingratiate themselves to Trump by portraying him positively. Maybe they think they can nudge him. That's not gonna work. He's hooked on the good stuff (100% pure sycophancy).

steaksauce singularity is just around the corner.