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Posts by J. Apollo

... okay, that's kinda funny, Isis. 🀭🀭🀭

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He returns! πŸ’œ

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No, you have a white-passing lead. That is *very* different.

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Permission to have lusty feelings about the thighs again?

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But she heard the girl say, β€œIt’s my culture.”

Whatever. Not my monkeys, etc., etc.

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This is so damn cute.

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Oh, the thighs are *out* for Thighsday. 😍😍😍

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I am so tired of hearing about this person.

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A overhead selfie.

A overhead selfie.

Overlooking the river.

Overlooking the river.

Fly-by.

Fly-by.

The blue of day.

The blue of day.

Decided not to spend the entire day indoors for once.

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a man in a pink shirt blows a kiss and says " one hundred percent " ALT: a man in a pink shirt blows a kiss and says " one hundred percent "

Blame it on the Cheeto β€” I would.

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Which ga --

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I would've thrown an actual Where's Waldo book at them and tell them to find a library.

(You look very cute, btw.)

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'Heated Rivalry' is mostly watched by straight women.

People are fucking stupid.

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… mornin’. πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

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… you could’ve stayed silent, girl.

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And here I was hoping to see… you know what? Never mind. 🀣🀣🀣

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Yes, I made the "There You Go" GIF -- because sometimes, it don't bes like that (as in, I was unable to find a GIF with that lyric attached). πŸ’πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

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Wrong.

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I… feel very differently. I’ll respectfully leave my thoughts there.

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Please leave this woman alone β€” because if y’all do, everyone else will follow and I’ll live the rest of my days in peace and harmony.

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I stopped reposting my @medium.com links to this account months ago -- but I'm very proud of this piece, which finally went up today.

If you're of a queer person of a certain age, I'd love to hear your take on the overnight success of #HeatedRivalry and what that means to you.

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Next time you decide to ignore the 35 reels/memes I sent you, remember I thought of you 35 times, you ungrateful potato πŸ₯”.

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"... you're thinking about that Mariah Carey song again, aren't you?"

- Willie's dog (probably)

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Happy 40th to β€˜Master Of Puppets’ and Stacie Orrico! πŸŽ‚

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The Girl Who Pushed Tyra Banks (And The Internet) Over The Edge Since Tyra Banks yelled "We were rooting for you!" on America's Next Top Model, it's become one of the most iconic moments in reality TV history, and one of the most inescapable GIFs on the internet. ...

The 2017 profile.

www.buzzfeed.com/michaelblack...

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Former "ANTM" Contestant Tiffany Richardson SLAMMED Tyra Banks In The Wake Of The New Netflix Docuseries β€œYou treated me like sh*t and said the nastiest things about me and my son."

"Even though Tyra hadn't previously addressed the moment in public, Tiffany has. In a 2017 BuzzFeed News profile, the former contestant... alleged that Tyra yelled at her, "You can go back to your house and sleep on your mattress on the floor with your baby."

www.buzzfeed.com/larryfitzmau...

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Most of everything can be gained again -- but you only have this life.

I understand the frustration, sweetie... but it will pass. You'll get through this. What is meant to be yours will come back to you. Now, go cuddle those fur babies. πŸ’œ

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