yessssss it’s the best (even if there is no parking within three miles of the place)

Oh yeah, you don’t have to scare me off that one, I was never going 🤣🤣🤣

had me in the first half, ngl

based on the fact that I would still get on a plane, ride a rollercoaster, and drive over a suspension bridge, but I would not drive behind a truck carrying logs, I can only conclude that Final Destination 2 is the scariest of the franchise

Freshly dyed pink, orange and blue hair

Faded and grown out pink, orange and blue hair. The blue has definitely suffered most.

Sort of compulsively documenting my hair colour fades now. Eight weeks apart on the new colour scheme:

cackling

I’m so confused that this *wasn’t* presented as a parody straight off the bat?!

“Turn it into cookies!” absolutely fucking not, no, AI has gone too far now.

we already have technology to upload/download your personality when you die, we've had it for at least 3000 years, it's called becoming a ghost and haunting or possessing people, fully organic and available in your area from local artisans

I know, it’s wild

No resources to investigate muggings and burglaries but plenty of capacity to go through women’s phones after a miscarriage? Hmm.

I hope Nemo’s doing well and Eurovision hasn’t ruined their life.

This is the worst most painful voting sequence I can remember seeing, I hate it

I'm voting for this dancing
#eurovision

The Austrian jury said bangers only babyyyyyy #Eurovision

The Swiss German commentator is dropping the K word and the arenaplus stadium SCREAMED it #Eurovision

A Thameslink train with Serving Kent superimposed

This was excellent work from Thameslink today #Eurovision

you know I think ICH KOMME might be better than Cicciolina #Eurovision

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Why has everyone been banging on about the UK’s harmonies when ours are… bad… and Latvia’s are flawless?! #Eurovision

I think they got the jizz part but only thought about it as far as “haha innuendo!” not, like, uh, it’s a really gross innuendo that’s actually not fun at all

Why does this always happen? It’s “can’t you take a joke?” every time.

I’m genuinely so delighted not to have to sit through it again at a party tomorrow night. Go home, Australia, and think about what you’ve done.

I think this is a symptom of making authors also do the marketing for their books. It’s what happens when you need to get through to the Booktok girlies.

It’s very single entendre, and in a way that makes you go “wait what… gross!” Vocals were weak, and I wasn’t feeling any charisma. The quick change was cool? But it felt… gross, is the only way to describe it. Compared to Erika’s straightforward unwinking performance of actual sexiness? Nah mate.

Hey so The Hunger Games? Is an allegory for how fucked up everything already is. So when things get more Hunger Games-y, it’s not that it was prophetic exactly, it’s just that Collins is telling you about the world through fiction.

I think I’m an outlier because I hated both those songs.

Has not really engaging with the contest until last week somehow… put me in sync with the vote?

I'm so glad that tonight Europe decided to centre women's pleasure. Thank you. #Eurovision

The subtitles just claimed Nina sang “you okay hun?” and I am skeptical #Eurovision