The B-52's read your divorce settlement. Kate and Cindy sing "garnished wages, garnished wages." Fred, with a tamourine says "limited visitation on weekends and holidays." The man whose divorce settlement is being read asks "why did you start doing this?" Kate and Cindy sing "there's a surprising amount of demand for it."

Good night divas

Need this rn

The Black Panther fans are harassing me on the bird app 💔

I FOUND THE SWIFTIE BLOCKLIST THANK GOD

Is there a swiftie blocklist

Everytime I see this I remember what it was like living in Florida

Need five guys in me rn

@aleximills99.bsky.social

Gag it

I just added this "liked by friends" feed and one of y'all really likes feet videos

If @gendr01d.bsky.social is Buffalo's Miss Congeniality then I'm Buffalo's tallest queen.

The local giant of Buffalo:

Gonna start throwing strays and see what sticks

We have to be the 1st big Bluesky beef

@ditzyduke.bsky.social

Dee Dee mega doodoo

She looks like a Monster High character in this

@maddyvalley.bsky.social

DITZARINAS MAKE SOME NOISE

Auntie Aquafina

Reskeet if your ass if FAT

80s glam! 💄💅🏾

Me as soon as I start my transition