DAMN, SON!
Reinventing how a thousand year old instrument is played!

Video: **a guy being a pedophile while looking like the most anyone has ever looked like what a cartoonist would depict "a pedophile" as looking like, defining the word visually for an entire generation**
People who apparently cannot enjoy music unless it was made by a saint: "NO EVIDENCE THO 🤬"

Actually the "act of research" is one of life's keenest pleasures, edged out only by having sex & drinking coffee. As for the deep undercurrent of longing: yes, many of us would experience a soul-rending yearning to club a library dancer with the heaviest reference book available

There's no time to rest--as soon as one round of feeding is finished, the parent heads right back out to get more.

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daily reminder that killing him is the moderate position

Historic high ticket prices and now they’re inserting ads into the middle of entrances, even in the arena.

Live crowd is starting to boo when these happen.

it's good evidence, but

That's not to say that you shouldn't be careful how you use these glasses. Meta doesn’t have the greatest track record on privacy, and the company has continued to push forward with policies that are questionable at best. Even if you’re not concerned that face recognition will allow Meta to target immigrants or enable stalkers to find their victims, at the very least, people really do not like the idea that you could start recording them at any moment.

Probably the biggest hurdle to wearing Meta glasses is that even doing so seems like a gross violation of the social contract. After all, these are Mark Zuckerberg's “pervert glasses.” When I pop these on my head, I’ve had friends (and my spouse) recoil and say, “I have apps to warn me away from people like you.” The best part, though, is that Oakley and Ray-Ban already make really great sunglasses. Even if the battery runs out or you don't use Meta AI at all, these are stellar at shading your eyes from the sun

This is the most extensive disclaimer I’ve ever seen in a buying guide. www.wired.com/story/best-m...

Very disjointed to read “wearing them seems like a violation of the social contract” next to a breakdown of price and battery life.

A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity Great swathes of rock music since the nineteen-sixties would never have existed, we're sometimes told, were it not for the recordings of Robert Johnson. Certainly the likes of Keith Richards, Eric Cla...

Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...

Funny how the people with the most money have the least capacity to improve themselves

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

Disney has exactly two franchises that are made for endless sequels, and they've squandered them both. The first, Fantasia, because they're too cowardly to create real art. The second, The Rescuers, because they're too cowardly to go back to their roots and tell tales about child abuse.

unsuspecting, I got double-deckmogged while I was tyrantmaxxing in her beef fort

she tie a rant to my beef while I unsuspectingly double-decker her fort

she double-decker on my beef til I fort

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

-If IP didn't make money back, then something that isn't IP but is in the same zone definitely won't get greenlit. So now no more new stuff of this kind.
-Maybe the problem is we hired animators? Let's hire a famous celebrity to helm this next time. Fewer jobs and less respect for animation.

The studio only cares about the project on release. All they see is:

-People didn't pay to see it.

This ends up meaning:

-No more of this project
-No more projects like this.*

*Could mean YA animated media, could mean 2D animation, could mean animated drama, it's entirely subjective to the exec

1. people reflexively blame AI for problems because it's obviously harmful in many domains
2. Bluesky (now "entirely AI-coded" acc. to staff) keeps breaking
3. AI is blamed. Devs say no, it's web service issues, scold AI-blamers for their ignorance
4. devs admit it was actually AI code at fault

lol

Hey remember when Captain Obvious said this shit should be banned and outlawed completely?

If only everybody on earth could have seen this coming from 100 miles away

Acyn « @Acyn X.com VANCE: What they have done is engage in this act of economic terrorism against the entire world. As the President showed, two can play at that game.

checkmate, fellow terrorists

a man is sitting at a table with another written on the table ALT: a man is sitting at a table with another written on the table

"Calmer" debate? Clearly the first two home attacks didn't take.

Yes I am victim blaming, and no I don’t care: the entire industry has used fear as the cornerstone of its marketing for years; threatening people’s way of life in the abstract while damaging the economy, stealing peoples work etc. You don’t get to walk that back just because it became real for you.

they still manufacture McLarens 🤞