It blows my mind that his inauguration is on MLK Day. That’s about as dystopian as it gets for today.

I share my wide range of hockey knowledge and spend 2 hours talking about how hockey curses aren’t my fault.
(Just kidding) #stlblues

'Thomas & Friends' creator Britt Allcroft dies at 81 Her daughter Holly Wright told the New York Times she died on Christmas in Los Angeles.

A moment of silence please.

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After two periods I can confirm that this game is fun, 3-0 Blues. Saad is your daddy. Can confirm. #stlblues

How does it work? I got a prosthetic inner ear bone several years ago and it wasn’t great and I often wonder if I should try to get it replaced.

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Hey. Hey. Hey #Bluesky. Happy New Year!

His supporters blow it off when mentioned. They don’t believe it. Now an AI picture of him walking through flood waters saving cats and dogs? They’ll believe that.

I gotta agree with her. I don’t trust Nancy Mace either.

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KYROU NOTCHES ONE FOR THE FIFTH GAME IN A ROW AND YOU HATERS BETTER TAKE A FUCKING SEAT!! #stlblues

This isn’t very good. #stlblues

How does he go tot he bathroom with all that on?

That’s pretty much how I figured it. “We’d keep looking but gosh darn it, my insurance denied my physical therapy for my leg so I can’t keep walking. Better go home.” Wink wink nudge nudge.

If you’re impressed by this I have good news if you’re a Snickers fan.

Crossman? Is that Doug Crossman?

Sigh.
*sadly pulls out the button that blows up the entire earth*
I guess I’m gonna have to use this after all.

Assad, dude, maybe avoid windows for the time being.

Don’t do that to Steven Tyler, man. He doesn’t deserve that.

The alt text really brings this photo home too.

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The NYPD trying to solve this crime. I don’t think even they want to find this guy.

No, just yakkety sax. All the time.

a man in a reindeer costume is holding a gift Alt: I lost #Whamageddon

#whamageddon
My sister in law didn’t know about Whamageddon and sent me to Whamhalla a few minutes ago. I’m heartbroken. How could she do this time in my fragile mental state?!

“I call this painting: Money.”

Lmao

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Yes.

To a point, yes. The problem is they’re so predictable that you can prepare your responses 2 or 3 posts ahead of time. When they start making gender jokes I walk away.

The number two on my list was also from that album. (The Supremes song is a bit of an outlier. I heard it in a grocery store then played it a bunch of times over a couple days.)

Omg I totally forgot Creative Experience. 3D printers, cricuts, audio and video equipment, large scale printing projects, and virtual reality games!