The only Mandy we need as Ambassador

'Ave it.

SPECTACULAR 🧵

So many incredible choices. 👏🏻

a cartoon cat with big green eyes and a black bow tie ALT: a cartoon cat with big green eyes and a black bow tie

Me earlier: all the clothes shops in Belfast are fucking AWFUL! WOE IS ME.
*email re: launch of Belfast Book Festival*
Me:

A grid of nine illustrations of brutalist buildings

The National Theatre has joined my Brutalist Collection.
Have a look www.gailmyerscough.co.uk/brutalist-co...

Urgh. Human face on a thumb Joanna Sour Cherry is on Sunday Morning on Sky. Its my own fault for watching this bilge.

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

Intended purely for fun, and not shade.

Dugga Do, Dugga Do, Dugga, dugga, dugga do.
More on this breaking story later

Doesn't she look amazing?!

Riot in the rec room?

Liz Truss' first day at Bluesky?

"Ulysses? GREAT preface"

Should be part of his next test.

Endless screaming

Politics over here is a fucking shit show, but this clown makes me glad I'm not in Scotland anymore

Paging @danmckee.bsky.social

Monday.

It's surely only a matter of days before Trump posts how much he hates the President of the United States

It's the straights that are the problem, tbf, just not that one.

That painting is STUNNING 😍

there's not enough bloody room in a skeet... #booksky #fewandfarbetween

1.50 in the morning! It's a long time since I've read a book in a little over a day. A total joy of a book. Cliché as it is, I laughed many times and cried (twice). You know that way with a brilliant book you can't stop reading but you can't bear it ending? Thank you @jancarsonwrites.bsky.social

French perspective

Can’t stop watching this.. 😊

Put The Savages on iplayer you... Savages.

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Me too. Apart from whatever this 'abs' business is

Dickhead here forgot to lock the car and close and lock my front door... Still, chicken soup currently bubbling away.
Also: am blaming not being well, but still can't get over Melanie Trump...wtf even was that?!