My boss went to Kean University, btw. Still waiting on a Tech alum to become my boss. 🤷‍♂️

Donation of $30.45 to New American Pathways, part of the 2026 EDSBS Charitibundi Bowl. This one’s for Georgia.

Confirmation of payment, featuring a beautiful, majestic bear.

The University of Georgia Arch. It is the gateway to campus, and also doubles as the state seal of Georgia.

Georgia Tech’s seal, featuring the UGA Arch. Tech engineering grads love to trash the Arch, since the middle pillar is not needed to maintain structural integrity. Yet, every Tech grad has to stare at the Arch on their diploma for life. HBTFD.

$30.45

$10 for each pillar of the UGA Arch (Wisdom, Justice, Moderation). 1¢ for each B.S. degree at GT. GT grads trash talk the Arch, but as the GA state seal, it’s on all GT diplomas. GO DAWGS

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Meteorology students: PLEASE GOD take a class in graphic design and/or marketing and/or advertising and/or communication.

I’m not asking you to have the on-camera swagger of a broadcaster, or the graphic design prowess of an Instagram influencer. BUT MY GOD LEARN HOW TO COMMUNICATE, Y’ALL.

Oh happy Charitibundi Bowl Week btw

a man is smiling in front of a scoreboard that says 1 georgia g 65 4th ALT: a man is smiling in front of a scoreboard that says 1 georgia g 65 4th

Brain: “IT’S FOOTBALL WEATHER.”

Me: “It is literally April. Sit your ass down.”

Brain: “FEELS LIKE OCTOBER. BREAKFAST BEER. GRILL MEAT. COLLEGE GAMEDAY. DAWGS PLAY AT 3:30. BOURBON.”

Me: *gets out spray bottle* DOWN BOY. DOWN.

Brain:

If you’re gonna steal my credit card info, spend it on cool stuff. Not AI sites. Come on man.

Dessert from Rory McIlroy’s 2026 Masters Champion’s Dinner. Sticky toffee pudding with warm toffee sauce.

Dessert. Sticky toffee pudding with warm toffee sauce.

Thank you, Rory! Take the Green Jacket around the world once again!

Main course from Rory McIlroy’s 2026 Masters Champion’s Dinner. Filet mignon and seared salmon with Irish champ, Vidalia onion rings, and glazed carrots with brown butter.

Main course. No wagyu here, but we got USDA Prime filet mignon from the local butcher shop. Irish champ, but no Brussels sprouts (just not my thing). Vidalia onion rings and glazed carrots with brown butter.

Understood. Damn frustrating place to grow up in. It’s my select few people there and the Masters that keep pieces of my heart there.

Deke Copenhaver, Augusta mayor 2005-2014.

Rory Copenhaver you say

Won both of my Masters fantasy pools.

Come after the hometown kid and his tournament, best not miss.

Rory McIlroy now has more major titles (6) since February 1996 than the Dallas Cowboys have playoff wins (5)

RORY IS NOW THE MAYOR OF AUGUSTA NO TAKESIES BACKSIES

First course from Rory McIlroy’s 2026 Masters Champion’s Dinner. Tuna Carpaccio

First course. Tuna carpaccio.

A tray of appetizers from Rory McIlroy’s 2026 Masters Champion’s Dinner. From left to right: Grilled beef sliders, rock shrimp tempura, bacon-wrapped dates, and peach & ricotta flatbread.

Appetizer. Swap the elk for ground beef. Bacon-wrapped dates are NOT burnt. They’re caramelized beautifully.

You did everything right. Thank you. ❤️

Almost as cute and amazing as her. Almost.

Rory McIlroy’s 2026 Masters Champion’s Dinner

Come home to my wife making the ENTIRE Champion’s Dinner tonight 😭⛳️🏌️‍♂️

I do NOT deserve this amazing human being oh my god

You wanna run into Robert Downey Jr., some lovely couple from Australia, your middle school ex, CEOs from China, Victor Cruz, that dude you worked at Wife Saver with?

You’re an Augusta native at the Masters, you can do that.

True Augusta native experience here: Seeing folks from high school you didn’t like standing in the background of No. 1 tee box.

Rory will hit a tee shot that goes beyond the Artemis II mission and still make par somehow

Bold

I’m at a point where I’m blatantly calling out restaurants, bars, and breweries on Instagram for using AI slop of whatever they’re serving. I’ve had enough.

Take a damn picture of your new burger or beer on tap.

kermit the frog's pupils and mouth transposed over two bunkers and a putting green

Got one arm in like he never took it off. #Rory

Nobody needs that half-a-heart-attack today.

Coming out swingin’ today

- Season 8 of Game of Thrones is among one of the best pieces of television to ever exist. Yes, the final episode too. The writers didn’t ruin it. The fanbase did. Grow up.

- Gary Danielson is one of the best college football commentators that ever lived.

a man in a green jacket is laughing with his arms outstretched in front of a crowd Alt: Rory McIlroy wearing the Green Jacket for the first time after winning the 2025 Masters at the Augusta National Golf Club in Augusta, GA.

Neighbor on my dog walk: “You going to the Wilmington Azalea Festival?”

Me: “Nah, I’m working.”

Me, internally: “Please, azaleas are an international event where I’m from. You have no idea.”