Daily mail front page : “I’ve only been taking testosterone for 3 days and it’s working already” and “It’s everyone’s fault but his”

two front page headlines about me in the daily mail today

i think i am going to say yolo and get a ticket on my credit card lol, keep seeing clips and it looks unbelievable

who’s got david byrne at cardiff castle tickets for me

suspended in gaffa

oh lovely, it is such a nice place with a cool scene and lots going on! i hope it goes well pal

have you moved to stroud?

certified loverboy certified cinephile

i ADORE capers

it’s cringeeeee

hate when djs ruin what would be a choon by putting sex noises in it #prude

i love when my lunch has multiple components 🗣️🗣️🗣️

my hobby is being in cahoots

i love stroud

anyone mind if i do a bit of morris dancing today

🗣️🗣️🗣️ BABY YOU CAN CHANGE BUT STILL CHOOSE ME

i will be performing my tight 5 in the work toilets very shortly. message me for guest

Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank Rund 600 Millionen Euro könnte die Deutsche Bank mit womöglich rechtswidrigen Steuergeschäften kassiert haben.

Das Cum-Cum-Problem der Deutschen Bank #Cum-Cum #DeutscheBank #Ermittlung

might get a tramp stamp that says “it is what it is”

enjoy the money ducs

ain’t got any more sorry

has it worked?

today i am donating 1p to men’s mental health ! will you match me?

i am quite desperate 2 see this !!

beautiful day to be the only muggins that came into the office 😊

I adore my friends….

today at lunch we established there's three sayings about rome, one saying about london and no sayings about any other city

I think this works

Hahahahaha

Do I have no media literacy? What was her joke