Jesus Christ I’m so glad I was able to spend my high school summers smoking at Denny’s and sneaking out with my friends as the good lord intended

MY BOBSLEIGH LADIES SLEIGHED AND TAKE HOME GOLD AND BRONZE,!!! 🥇🥉

Letz GOOOOOOO Elana Taylor Meyers and Kaillie Humphries,!!

Elana,,, the most decorated black winter Olympian of All time finally takes her gold,!! So proud,!!!

where are the pairs skaters brave enough to set a routine to Michael Giacchino’s score for Star Trek (2009) and wear little spandex starfleet uniforms

This is the kind of post-death shenanigan to which I aspire.

It’s about goddamn time.

But they’re the good kind of foreigners! The ones who come spend money and then leave! No pesky conundrums about “rights” and “compassion” and whatnot!

I’m no tinhatter, but even I find it very suspicious Epstein’s lawyers met with Manhattan federal prosecutors to discuss Epstein’s possible “cooperation” less than two weeks before he died.

We don’t have a great track record here in Portland when it comes to mayors, but this one is actually holding his own.

I’m having the same issue.