Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough

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My first cruise wasn’t bad at all getting my land legs back. My second though, I felt like I was swimming just laying in bed haha. A little nauseous, but it just took a few more days.

Hot pickle? 👀

We drinking 🍻

How is Miyazaki fine with an animated Bloodborne movie, but not a simple remaster (frame rate + resolution boost)?

I need to look more into the reporting that’s recently come out in regards to the Bloodborne remaster/remake discourse…

Ordered a new pair of glasses 🤓 I don’t hate my current ones, but I wanna spice things up a little since I’ve hand my current pair for a year now

At first I like, “damn, not my boy Chester using AI.” But then I realized it’s the other Cheeto lmao

Mac and cheese burgers go hard as fuck 🤤

Maybe a red chili breakfast burrito wasn’t the best food to have along with my PrEP + Doxy 😅

😍👋🏼😁

Meanwhile, I’m 20+ hours into a new play through of Bloodborne 😅

I need to stop impulse buying games. I got Pokopia and Marathon on impulse and have barely played more than 3 hours of each 😶

So far AirPods Max 2 >>> AirPods Pro 3

Heavily debating using my Q1 bonus to get Evanescence tickets…

Have I finally made it now that one of my thirst traps has been saved?

Top down shot of me naked in the shower. My cheeks are sitting peachy and clean and ready to me used 😏

Hope everyone had a clean hump day 🍑🧼

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My Kobo Libra Colour is coming 4 days early! :3

You’ll never see me post any hot takes here, or anywhere outside of Tumblr haha

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! 🥳🏳️‍⚧️⚧️

Master Control Program from TRON (1982), an upside down red firework with widely spaced eyes, two large nostrils, and a wide open mouth

Realized I spent Palm Sunday watching two movies where devil worship featured heavily.

I truly am finally ex-Christian 😂

Bloodborne is still so addictive, all these years later…

*cough cough* remaster *cough cough*

Fuckkkkkk

Just kill me now

I’m glad I got my PS5 Pro when I did, goddamn

They can’t do this to me…

🫂