Nobody

Absolutely nobody

Roadrunner:

Happy #Dink Day, to all who celebrate!

#SWFC

#OtD 17 Apr 1975 a widespread rebellion erupted in Milan following the murder of a socialist by a fascist the day before. Fighting lasted days as fascist offices and meeting places were stormed and burnt down while fascists were attacked in the streets stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1108...

I never knew Paul Coia was Matthew Baynton's dad.

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My signature opening sex move.

I am a very average person, so I shall take your EXPERT ADVICE and continue to do nothing.

I didn't do anything then. Was I meant to do anything then? I hope I didn't have to do anything then.

Tis the season to get a worrying feeling I was meant to file my taxes* each year but nobody ever told me and when the King finds out he's gonna send six bewigged footmen round to inflict royal pain upon my person until I pay what I owe (+ the vig).

*I'm not entirely sure what this would even entail

Steady on, old chap!

I really enjoyed this article on pronouns lost from the English #language. Bring back 'uncer'!

(Though I bristled at the line:

"In the process, 'thou', 'thee' and 'thine' disappeared, replaced by the catch-all 'you'."

Th'art joking, aren't tha?! Get thee sen to South Yorkshire / NE Derbyshire!)

You gotta fight for your right to sit quietly doing nothing

Wow. A fairly comfortable draw, in the end.

Because, *yet again*, our #Owls played with pride, determination and no little skill. That's down to Henrik. I shudder to think how much worse this season could have been without him. (Travelling fans amazing again too - that helps!)

#SWFC #COVSHW

Random truck with a band in its bed passes a kid shooting hoops: 🔊 #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/HumansBein...

Intit! I really thought we were going to hold on for a win, then I was convinced we weren't even going to hold on for a draw.

Oof. I can't remember what clothes I'm wearing without looking down, but I remember that book. I can see its cover now - the main character looked like an actor off of Grange Hill, which I couldn't get my head round.

Did some sort of moon thing happen? I was watching a silly Adam Devine film and playing Worms Crazy Golf.

That's the one! Perfectly normal thing to make kids read, right?!

Simultaneously disappointed and happy with a point.

Shea Charles knocks Arsenal out of the Cup, Pierce Charles Player-Of-The-Match today! Some amazing saves - the one in the first half was an absolute pip.

I hope #LCFC stay up.

#SWFC #SHWLEI #EFL

We've scored a goal! We've taken the lead! This is promotion form!

#SHWLEI #EFL

I guess it would then be spelled 'Jizzus Christ'.

It'd be just my luck to survive the coming nuclear war. Like in Threads, or Z For Zachariah, or that book they made us read in school where the Swiss conquered the post-bomb world and a baby was born without a mouth.

Don't forget the GRT-phobic material that had all his liberal chums riding out to defend him.

Bluesky is dying because some of you fookers are absolutely ADDICTED to reposting fascist shit from other sites. ADDICTED.

(To be fair to today's ref, he's refused to reward/punish quite a few dives/hearty tackles. #WHULEE )

Hehe. Hammers who left the stadium when they went 2-0 down not being allowed back in now it's 2-2. Good. Don't let them back in ever. (Same goes for the Liverpool fans yesterday.) You stay. You suck it up. You sing. Go and watch another sport if you don't know how being a football fan works. #WHULEE

A paused television showing the semi-automated offside-decision system used by nitwit referees in football. It suggests that a bit of a West Ham player is further forward than the Leeds player's right shoulder. I suggest it can fook right off.

The Referee-Industrial Complex's continuing Cartesian quest to locate the seat of a footballer's soul has today found evidence to place it in the right shoulder, though the pineal gland still cannot be ruled out.

#FuckVAR #WHULEE #FACup #Philosophy #Football

Essential space archaeology/ heritage/ #histSTM / social construction of technology 🧵

(Particularly pleased with the Australian Caramilk - like a Caramac, but in thicker form.)

On a desk are the contents of an Australian box of Cadbury's Favourites. We have (front to back): Crunchie, #CherryRipe, Twirl, Boost, Caramilk, Turkish Delight, Picnic, and Moro.

On a shelf are a selection of beers. At the front are (left to right): Turning Point Caribbean Matter Custard, Jiddler's Tipple Swiss Roll Stout, Vault City Mini Choc Eggs Chocolate Stout, Vault City Chocolate Dipped Strawberries Sour Beer, Brewdog Mackie's Two Scoops Honeycomb Ice Cream Stout, and Chouffe Cherry.

My #Easter plans... #beer #chocolate