Man do I miss how little trauma I truly had before meeting my most recent ex 😭 I still had A LOT but NOBODY could've predicted this insane shit

binding and lactating call that Condensed Milk

Nothing like having your abuser claim they're in a domestically abusive relationship with you for money on the internet (this will have me scarred for life likely). I did warn everyone she'd start spreading that lie though!!!

if you are not a trans person you are hereby forbidden to write about trans people. this applies to opinion pieces as well as movies and books. we let you do it for a while and you did bad. you fucked it up. no more

For my 23rd birthday everyone should send me $23(00)

Might not have done absolutely everything today but it's been productive so far and I have a nice list to do more stuff...been a nice productivity day amongst all the very-ill, can't-function days recently.

Aged like milk in a hot car

My excuse though is that I'm pregnant, his is just that he's a stinky little guy 🩵

Cat is gassy but I can't even judge or be mad because me too bestie

Life might suck but sometimes you have a cat lay on your feet and purr because they love you

"What are your dogs' names?"

Me: "Calvin and Klein."

"Isn't that a brand of underwear?"

Me: "Exactly, they're boxers."

I know I have like two locals here but fuck it I'm organizing this and I'm super looking forward to it

Y'all I actually can't fucking live like this anymore I can't fucking take it

Put the people who made the coffee mate tongue commercial in prison

Other ppl: I love women because they encapsulate the essence of femininity and grace. Ethereal beings filled with such beauty and light that they become indescrible to behold even in the face of celestial bodies above and cannot be truly grasped even in the finest art...

Me: hehe girls prety

seal as a … seal

wtf did i just witness

Now that the Chiefs lost how much do you wanna bet he's gonna throw another tempter tantrum and try to shut down the NFL or some shit or try to fire the ref for "DEI"

More of this, America.

"you laugh like the kids in Caillou laugh" - @skyonline.gay

Divorce. Immediately.

I'm begging sw's to PLEASE censor your stuff here, there's minors on this app and it's one more step to protect them and also, just because I share my fiancee's posts doesn't mean I want to see your bare ass without my consent. I WILL start reporting y'all to mods and I would rather not.

I did it uwu

Transgender parents are smashing damaging perceptions of gender roles in the family Queer and trans households are steadfastly raising children to live without gender bias

Transgender parents are smashing damaging perceptions of gender roles in the family 👇

www.wearequeeraf.com/transgender-parents-are-...

IDC if I'm not gonna see anybody I'm gonna do my makeup for the Superbowl

they did play hot to go 🫢