We’re so back @seattletorrent.bsky.social

You know the shock collars are kinda mean to dogs but might do wonders for these boys

Economist in bio, disregard

Top middle could fix me

Mini penne With a photo of a mall miniature penne pasta

*Sean Connery voice

we all know I have no life, so:

Good time to be an LA sports fan

My hockey team is bad, not intentionally, give them the first pick

The gold plan is the stupidest fucking anti tanking measure in history

This torrent game is the most stressed I’ve ever been watching a team already eliminated from playoff contention

Photo of a signpost in Seattle. The G in the word “Gum wall” has been partially blacked out to look like a C

I did not think the gum wall could get grosser

Exactly one year ago today:

I like to imagine that Zohran Mamdani, Socialist African-born Muslim, was literally willed into existence by the collective psychosis of the Tea Party GOP over Obama, like the ectoplasm under NYC in Ghostbusters II

Apparently Hilary Knight is a Batman fan, I need to know if she has opinions on absolute batman @seattletorrent.bsky.social

The stupidest guy you know is gonna be so excited

JD Vance wearing a white button-up shirt. It looks like it's a size too small for him.

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium

Wet your drys. Dry your wets. Etc.

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

My situation is probably not typical but I have at least 4 places I can get coffee within half a mile of me, not including an abominably large Starbucks that just opened down the street and I have no reason to ever go to ever go to Starbucks again. I’d rather hit up the McDonald’s two blocks away.

The original quoted tweet (Starbucks partnering with ChatGPT) is just another reason to avoid Starbucks.

Absolutely agree with the premise (talk to people) but I also expect that there’s a solid chance you get something you will not enjoy. Taste is pretty subjective and many people are toddlers in this respect (applies to both you and the barista)

There was a team more suited than most at helping with this transition, but he decided to live in Houston

please mr godzilla my country america yearns for freedom

I guess you can do text to speech or just have AI write some garbage for you.

I’m surprised Andrew Tate can read.

Man wearing MAGA hat laying face down on a golf course green

Trump Upstages Masters with Perfect Golf Stroke: tinyurl.com/yc2w5ttf

Don’t trust people from Irvine

I hear the brain is nice this time of year, little friend

Somewhere in that body there’s a blood clot just waiting; respectfully, why not today?

Man this movie was so bad, I was so angry at the SA goons telling everyone “it’s so bad it’s hilarious.” It’s just unwatchable.