Born to experience the joy of delicious food with my entire being, cursed with the”cilantro is the herb of hell!” gene

That is correct!

Having a stroke at 44 was absolute bullshit!

*gently picks you up on your own lettuce leaf*

Why did they make the goddamn stegosaurus so cute, though?

Get his ass, Frankie!

We need more people like Frankie in the world.

Sometimes, the greatest act of resistance we have available to us is to say “Fuck this!“ and take a nap.

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It is so real! I watched a grown woman claim that queer and trans students are the real bullies of christian children. Vomitous, wretched, vile.

I’m bringing the sunflower seeds🌻

Nap pic for cat tax

Viiikiiings

Four days out and I’m already making paçzki moves. #detroitgirl