Found in Aisle 3 of B&Q. You might need some help getting it in the boot of your car.

Zapruder

In my defence, I occasionally get things wrong

I love a duck derby.

I refused to watch the Grand National as my principles preclude me from participating in the exploitation of animals that don't taste very nice.

Falco there, sporting the confidence that can only come from knowing you'll never be Austria's worst export
#totp

😀😀😀😀😀

Given what we now know about the BBC at the time, this was terrifying

Sinister nonce buffet
#totp

I'm having supper again later.

Geraint 1

Jesus 0

Because of woke

This sounds familiar 😄

Indeed.

After a long night at the laboratory, researching diseases, no doubt.

They're exasperated because we fail to understand they have important scientific research to attend to

Does he often do this?

A picture of a cat wearing a white coat, stethoscope, and spectacles. The caption reads 'cats may hold the key to treating human cancer'

They're not going to tell us what it is, though.

Carnage. Utter carnage

It was ok, though. I just hung around the sink.

Not this year. It was closed for refurbishment

I usually go there every year at this time, so I get quite a good deal.

Just the kitchen

You had Summer last week. Put your anorak on.

RTL TODAY Between Beaufort and Grundhof Lorry veers off road and falls down ditch, causing milk spill • Video | [o Pictures

OK, no crying

STOP THE NOTES!

An old newspaper cutting with the headline 'HEFTY GIRLS WANTED FOR POLICE FORCE'

See yer dad's got his Tinder profile up again

A different breed to you and me, H. We'll never understand.

I swear they're all a menace, and need locking up

Until now, I had not. Which is probably a testament to their effectiveness