With the exception of the obvious, I could watch Chelsea get hammered by almost any team and enjoy it

My kids have just discovered pink lady apples. Absolutely fuming that they’re ignoring their cheap ones and ploughing through mine - but yes…they’re eating fruit 🙄

Which means it’ll probably be Forest that go down 😂

Can see West Ham getting at least 5-6 points. Can’t see Spurs getting 6 points.

Leeds and Forest will be safe.

Didn’t expect Sky Sports to show and comment on it

Pickford. Next?

Brecon Beacons is one of my favourite places on Earth. Didn’t expect this weather though…my English Rose complexion had taken a hammering

Ah, that’s sad. Had my swimming lessons there as a kid - always used to get a bag of Frazzles from the vending machine afterwards - the smell of them still take me back to that place

Don’t get the atmosphere at the Spurs game. It’s like they’ve accepted their situation and just hope West Ham stay below them. Not even any anger.

Watching this, I don’t think Spurs have any fight in them even when it’s a must win

Getting booked for taking your shirt off celebrating a goal is up there with the worst of the laws of football

The ones who are good at it make it look effortless. Think my kids would die of embarrassment if I gave it a go in public!

At a skatepark with the kids. There’s a bloke my age on a skateboard. Me thinking I could probably do that. Just seen him stack it. Took him 5x as long to get off the deck as the kids do. I’ll stick to watching with a coffee and reminding myself I get a sore back from just sleeping

First one is the manor in Greasby I think. The rest.. no idea

1,5,6 & 7. Those links were tough

Galls me that we had players like Cahill, Arteta and Coleman and weren’t able to win a trophy during that period

Heads falling off because we lost away from home to the league leaders. We’re in a good place and moving forward. Enjoy your Saturday nights…but maybe swerve MOTD. #UTFT

Did think that’d be a bit easy!

So I’ll go No. 4 is St. Bridget’s??

My mates dad used to own the barn/stables in No. 2. At 15/16 years old we used to stay over in the upstairs getting drunk on bottles on cheap booze. Near St Bridget’s Church in West Kirby - Rectory Rd

It was bad enough his failure at Everton was rewarded with Europa League football

Local time or GMT?

Twice as intelligent as last week…still more wrong than right 😂

A possible improvement on last week’s debacle

The ballboy pissed off that his ball has been twatted away 😂

If there was a chance of Bowen I’d be all over that. But think every club playing (or hoping to play) Europa or Conference League footy will be thinking the same

Thanks again for my regular Saturday morning confirmation that I’m thick as pig sh*t

Hmm…quite an advert for VAR this game. Almost as if it could be brought in for obvious errors or something

Could always bring him in as Director of Football

Just heard a ringtone go off in the office for the first time in years…and it was Z-Cars!! Half thinking about taking my phone off silent and going back to how it used to be…but no one phones me anymore so kind of pointless