Fiiiiine. *Slightly lowers the amperage*

Ugh. Maybe they should keep those cables charged at all times. Problem fixes itself.

Metallic pin depicting a crow on a backdrop of a pride flag and green and purple flowers

Two pins, one warning yellow with "Caution: Introvert. No talking allowed. Any other social interaction should be kept to a minimum". The other features a rainbow between two clouds with "I don't have enough serotonin for this shit" written underneath.

Got me some new pins today

Sometimes like attracts like 😛

♥️ You sound like my hubby 🤣

I bet the writer of that article giggled when calling the sandwiches "viral"

Having trouble with cleaning streaky windows? Just use methylated spirits and newspaper!

Simply drink the methylated spirits, then try to read the newspaper. You'll quickly find the streaks are no longer a problem!

There was a comedy show on commercial TV years ago that had one of my all time favourite jokes, but I'm going to put it as a reply because the "advice" is obviously terrible and should never be followed, but "obviously" is undefined now.

Note this was presented as a "helpful household hint".

Best day 😍

Back in the day I used to run a yahoo group where I'd post edited versions a friend of mine in Japan had translated for me 🤣

I may have filled my in game camera with the best examples of the chunky population 😛

That is definitely a down side 😢

I'm kind of hoping the aesthetics are done deliberately - like this is a broken horrible world, so it looks that way too

😍

Fat celiac here. My doctor even told me when I was diagnosed that I have to watch out for people telling me I couldn't be celiac cos they're all thin.

How dare she. 🤣

Some classical music popped up on TV and I was asked what it was. I couldn't remember the name, but I suggested it was Vivaldi and I was right.

I feel very classy all of a sudden.

Watch out for the ones with seams. They're often nicer to look at, but the seams will leave imprints. The hubby has a pair with an Argyle pattern that look nice but leave his legs all criss-crossed.

QTP with a ship that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.

Every time I go and get my "major checkup", the anaesthesiologist asks what music I'd like to be mostly unconscious to*. First time was Roxette, this time was k.d. lang. I've got a year to pick someone for next time.

*Not an insult to the artists - it apparently helps with twilight sedation.

Finally useful phrases to learn! 🤣

Me holding up Kevin Quigley's (kevbot/kevidently's) book A Good Story and Good Words.

It arrived! @kevidently.bsky.social

I need to check if we have something similar here!

Hospital trip tomorrow so I've been on a clear fluids diet for three days and oh my god I just want some *cheese*.

*sobs into delicious broth the hubby made*

So big! 😍

While rescuing our alpaca after she entwined itself in a fence (she's fine), I discovered that we have a family of red-backed fairy wrens living in our back field 😍

What would be the shipping to Australia?

I was about to ask what kind of cheese wouldn't be gluten free, but then I remembered there are *teas* that aren't gluten free (looking at you Melbourne Breakfast) so sure, that tracks.

😍

Yay for winter!

"Dick" always sounds a touch childish to me *shrug*