Oh? You're approaching me? (aka Robo's Bizarre Adventures.)

MJ's big day is near. Write this queen your best crowning compliment below! 👇

I see you're dealing with a lot of stress, Tom.
Have you tried hiding in the walls and refusing to come out? Art by YadaKiti.

Congratulations! You've doom-scrolled your way to our new game.
Perform high-speed cardio with consequences, powered by delectable soup.
60 Seconds! Souper Scavenger - Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3197360/...

One adorable Baby Bronco, reporting for timeline cleanup duty.

+10 luck, +10 joy, +50 prosperity for our marvelous Maegan. Art by vinset.

Sink into the Spring Sale on Xbox, Switch, mobile. Deals feel like a seaside escape: linktr.ee/robotgentleman

Hello bunker flies, my old friends. I've come to run from you again. Wishlist 60 Seconds! Souper Scavenger: store.steampowered.com/app/3197360/...

POV: You're a fly in the bunker.
The fly doesn't judge. It observes... sipping intensely... from Ted's soup.

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PlayStation Sale is on with freshly chopped prices (to Dolores' delight).
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A divine bovine, a god most sublime,
Shimmering glory beyond space and time.
Rub it for luck; let your fates align.

Sharikov's optimum combat stance: the catto bum wiggle. Art by mosstuk. 😸

A soup spring erupts! Soup and sales flood the wasteland. Steam (Soup) Spring Sale is on. Dip into our deals.

Leave 🐾 to run with Pancake.
In this desolate wasteland, there is none more soup-motivated than our trusty bestie!
Pancake says it's Wishlist Wednesday. Remember to wishlist 60 Seconds! Souper Scavenger - store.steampowered.com/app/3197360/...

That feeling when you complete the challenge.
Bask in that glory. If humility were a DLC you absolutely did not buy it!

Ted has entered Rest Mode. Please do not unplug. Ambiance: scuttling bunker roaches. Art by doupou.

Introducing the wasteland's most aggressive a cappella group. Wishlist 60 Seconds! Souper Scavenger 👉 store.steampowered.com/app/3197360/...

When she says she really likes soup.
Love language: Acts of soup.

Soup is GOD. GODot is engine. Coincidence? We think not. 🤓 Wishlist 60 Seconds! Souper Scavenger: store.steampowered.com/app/3197360/...

With the end of Steam Next Fest, our demo is no more.
This was just a taste of the soup feast to come.
A hearty, full version of 60 Seconds! Souper Scavenger is coming soon.
To remedy any soup withdrawal during this time: Wishlist 60 Seconds! Souper Scavenger: store.steampowered.com/app/3197360/...

Dolores knows contemplative quiet is a great bunker survival skill. Art by kertku. 💕

Blessed are the fast. For they shall inherit the SOUP. 🥫
Start your soup journey today with our 60 Seconds! Souper Scavenger Demo on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4078660/...

A stellar lineup of Astrocitizens and Tom with his best selfie poses.
Which Astrocitizen would you be? 🤔

The 60 Seconds! Souper Scavenger Demo is live for Steam Next Fest. We recommend learning from failure. Repeatedly. store.steampowered.com/app/4078660/...
+ Enjoy our 50% sale on all RG titles.

Just... one... sip... away... from... functioning...
Art by yoowhathigi. ☕

A first for us! Our collab bundle with Dead in Antares is out on Steam. Dive in. 🚀 store.steampowered.com/bundle/67758...

When I wake up, check the clock, say "5 more minutes," and take a 2-hour nap.
The struggle is real. 🥱

This Valentine's Day, say it the 60! way.
Send responsibly! 🥰♥️

This is Ted across all timelines; thanks to Mr Tom for this comprehensive dive into the Ted condition. 👍